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Old 2004-09-06, 06:35 PM   [Ignore Me] #106
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Hurricanes Bonnie,
Charley, Frances, and Ivan.
Florida is Hell.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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Old 2004-09-06, 06:36 PM   [Ignore Me] #107
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This is a haiku
This line has too many syllables
So does this one
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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Old 2004-09-06, 09:37 PM   [Ignore Me] #108
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Originally Posted by AztecWarrior
This is a haiku
This line has too many syllables
So does this one
Aztecwarrior,
That is not a good Haiku.
You should try again.
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Old 2004-09-06, 10:10 PM   [Ignore Me] #109
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Cant touch this you bitches
damn right, you motha'fuckas
gonna sing a song.
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Old 2004-09-06, 10:12 PM   [Ignore Me] #110
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Originally Posted by Heavygain
Cant touch this you bitches
damn right, you motha'fuckas
gonna sing a song.
Originally Posted by Electrofreak
Aztecwarrior,
That is not a good Haiku.
You should try again.
To 'Ku is a art
Practiced over and over
Mastery will come

You need to practice
Both of you will soon learn though
Required third line
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Old 2004-09-06, 10:23 PM   [Ignore Me] #111
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My mouse is broken
It maketh me quite quite sad
I want a new one.
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Old 2004-09-06, 10:24 PM   [Ignore Me] #112
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My penis is small
Good for hot buttsechs with inf
I am aroused now
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Old 2004-09-06, 10:25 PM   [Ignore Me] #113
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I love teh Dharkbayne
He really isn't that fat
He is the funny.
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Old 2004-09-06, 10:51 PM   [Ignore Me] #114
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Originally Posted by Dharkbayne
My mouse is broken
It maketh me quite quite sad
I want a new one.
A new mouse
Two to Three Business Days
Coming soon to you.
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Old 2004-09-07, 02:41 AM   [Ignore Me] #115
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To Ku is devine.
Those who achieve perfection
May achieve boredom.

(Mag, I just noticed, there is something in your sig that looks like a boobie!)
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Old 2004-09-07, 02:44 AM   [Ignore Me] #116
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My phone is ringing
I do not answer, can't reach
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Old 2004-09-07, 05:20 AM   [Ignore Me] #117
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Don't fuck with my flow
I'm typing this on no sleep
Yeah stop, Hammertime.
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Old 2004-09-07, 06:36 AM   [Ignore Me] #118
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Kittens are playful
Full of energy and life
Be nice to them, please
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Old 2004-09-07, 07:25 AM   [Ignore Me] #119
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Originally Posted by Ivan
To Ku is devine.
Those who achieve perfection
May achieve boredom.

(Mag, I just noticed, there is something in your sig that looks like a boobie!)
Boobs and Pirates
These two entities win
One, two, three, four, five.
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Old 2004-09-07, 09:26 AM   [Ignore Me] #120
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Now I am at school,
Quickly minimise window
Shit, I got nazied
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