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A joke I found on another website...
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Saddam Hussein and his chauffeur were rolling down the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it instantly.
Saddam tells his driver: "Go to the farm over there and explain to the
owner of the pig what happened."
One hour later, Saddam sees his driver coming back from the farm, his
clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the
other and gold coins spilling from his pockets. "What happened to you?"
"Well, the farmer gave me a bottle of wine, all his gold coins, his
wife, the cigar and their 19 year old daughter made wild passionate love
to me."
"Praise Allah! What did you tell them?" asked President Hussein. I told
them, "Good evening, I am Saddam Hussein's chauffeur and I have just
killed the pig "
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2003-06-13, 02:42 AM
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