Would You Rather...

[Khronos]

Okay so ive decided to start a stupid thread game.
What you do is simple:

1) Answer the current "would you rather" question...and maybe give a little reason why.

2) Make up and ask another "would you rather" question.

Heres an example..
1st post - While alive, would you rather see a glimpse of heaven or a glimpse of hell?

Reply - Hmm, Id rather see a glimpse of heaven because...blah blah blah.

New Question - Would you rather....etc.

Okay here goes mine.

Would you rather have to remember to breathe -OR- constantly listen to your heart beat as loud as a baseball hitting a wooden bat?
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i doubt many people will participate but hey, i tried

[Sputty]

I can already here my heartbeat so that would be my choice. Heh, it's almost scary when I can't hear it.

Would you rather squeeze a small kitten or a fat kitten

[Scrooj]

I would rather squeeze a fat kitten because it would be funny.

Would you rather eat a worm or eat a snail?

[Sputty]

Worm, I would have to the snail fight it out of it's shell

Is Hamma less or more annoying than the sound of nails against a chalkboard?

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Less annoying


Would you rather live in Somalia with a red bullseye T-Shirt on, or post on the Official Forums?


EDIT: Yay! Spam has lifted me to Admiral!
Hail!

[Peacemaker]

Id rather live in Somalia with a red bullseye T-Shirt on.

Would you rather have sex with a sea cow or be the sea cow that is going to get laid?

[Onizuka]

id have sex with a seacow

Would you rather have a sucky comp with good games or a great comp with bad games?

[BladeRunner]

Great comp with bad games.. k-lite rules .. I mean.. errrr

Would you rather hang out with Hamma or Squeeky for a day?

[Onizuka]

uh i have to answer this one: Hamma. squeeky seems a little... spuratic

Would you rather lose: planetside or the tv

[ObnoxiousFrog]

TV

Would you rather live in a cell filled with herpes and rabid monkeys, or play Daikatana for 24 hours straight?

[Peacemaker]

Rabid monkeys thing.

Would you rather be dominated by a 500 pound man or dominated by a 5000 pound Giraff

[TekDragon]

Man, i could run from him.

If you had the choice between having love once; with a beautiful, intellegent, funny girl... and having her break your heart. Or, never loving at all. Which would you choose?

[Robot]

Not loving at all, because she's probably a lesbian or a demon or a pixie or something

if given the choice, would you rather wear womanly lingere or ingest an entire bowl of sugar?

[Khronos]

lingere....easy cuz i already do.

Would you rather always have to wear wet socks/shoes OR wet underwear?

[TekDragon]

Woman's lingere. Itd be a good excuse to finally find out what "frilly lace, satin panties" feel like on the inside

Would you rather give up alcohol or marijuana? (pretend you like both if you dont already)