I actually found a troll today!

[NiteTiger]

Ok, first off, if this is the wrong forum, I apologize. Just had this experience and had to share.
I'd like to start by saying I've never actually met a troll in game. Sure, I'd heard horror stories about some flaming asshole sending moronic tells. But I'd never run into one. I kinda regarded them as one of those stories about the bogeyman. And then me and "Clouds" crossed paths...

I actually thought it was a friend's alt at first, just messing with me. Along about the time he said "WTF are you on?" I realized he was serious! That just made it all the more humorous to me I love how he was completely shocked that I wasn't left crushed by his witty reparte



Now that I've found one, I hope I find more, it was too fun! I laughed harder than I have ingame for years...

[Hamma]

wtf?

[NiteTiger]

Like my macros, eh?
It's actually my "Get the fuck outta the way, GRENADES!" macro, I call it WTF, because ppl always say that when they chase the little smoking ball down the hall like a puppy.

[Lonehunter]

OMG that's great!

[RUEN]

[Happy lil Elf]

I'm not sure what's more pathetic, the fact that he can't type, the fact that he's proud he found an infiltrator with darklight, or the fact you used the jackhammer as an argument to his lameness

[Crono]

Someone did something similar to me, only less extensive.

[NiteTiger]

No, I have no probs with the Jackhammer, that's why I have Surge
Just the fact he shot me in the back with it, then declared his 'uber-ness'.

I always knife infils, just seems like a waste of ammo otherwise

[RUEN]

Saw a knife fight between reinforced+melee booster, no darklight, and infil without booster, the inf won, but might have been do to lack of skill on the reinforced's part, was interesting though

[zannal]

so thats why you wernt able to talk while you were on (nice job beating the troll)

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Dear Lord......
That is, without a doubt, the biggest moron I have ever seen when it comes to proper use of the English language. You could have just summarized that into

Cloud: ur gay!!!!1
NiteTiger: You lack skill!
Cloud: ur sooooo gay!!!!!1
NiteTiger: Your lack of skill makes me hearty with museful laughter!
Cloud: ummmm.......ur gay!!!!1

[NiteTiger]

Yup Zannal, I was having sooo much fun with this guy.

When he actually put "...coz if ur gonna message me 1 more time I won't reply", I knew it was a keeper!

Best part was, in all of his "1337" skills, and /ignore wasn't one of them. I sent him tells sporadically saying "Can you hear me now? Good." Finally I guess a squadmate told him the command, because after the fifth one I finally got a "Player is ignoring you"

[NiteTiger]

Damn Frog, I know I misspelled some things, but "biggest moron..." is a bit harsh!

Oh

Wait...

I wonder how many cert points a brain cost that guy...

ghost

[Robot]

a troll, eh?

what did it drop? where did it spawn? how long did you have to camp for it?