We should help him!

[Strygun]

In my email:
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FROM: AMSTERDAM-NETHERLANDS

Dear friend,

You may be surprised to receive this letter from me since
you do not know me personally. I am the first son of the
most popular black farmer in Zimbabwe who was
murdered in the land dispute in my country. I got your
contact through network online hence decided to write
you. Before the death of my father, he had taken me to
Johannesburg to deposit the sum of USD5.Million (Five
million United States dollars), in one of the private
security company, as he foresaw the looming danger in
Zimbabwe. This money was deposited in a box as gem
stones to avoid much demurrage from Security Company.

This amount was meant for the purchase of new machines
and chemicals for the Farms and establishment of new
farms in Swaziland. This land problem came when
Zimbabwean President Mr. Robert Mugabe when he
introduced a new Land Act Reform wholly affecting the
rich white farmers and some few black farmers, and this
resulted to the killing and mob action by Zimbabwean
war veterans and some lunatics in the society. In fact a lot
of people were killed because of this Land reform Act for
which my father was one of the victims. it is against this
background that I and my family fled Zimbabwe to South
Africa for fear of our lives.

After which I traveled to the Netherlands and I am
currently staying in the Netherlands where i am seeking
political asylum and more so have decided to transfer my
father's money to a more reliable foreign account. Since
the law of Europe prohibits a refugee (asylum seeker) to
open any bank account or to be involved in any financial
transaction throughout the territorial zone of European
Union. As the eldest child of my father, I am saddled with
the responsibility of seeking a genuine foreign account
where this money could be transferred without the
knowledge of my government who are bent on taking
everything we have got.

The South African government seems to be playing along
with them. I am faced with the dilemma of moving this
amount of money out of South Africa for fear of going
through the same experience in future. Both countries
have similar political history. I am seeking for a partner
who I have to entrust my future and that of my family in
his hands, I must let you know that this transaction is risk
free. If you accept to assist me and my family, all I want
you to do for me, is to make arrangements with the
security company to clear the Consignment (funds) from
their affiliate office here in the Netherlands as i have
already given directives for the consignment to be brought
to the Netherlands from South Africa.

But before then all modalities will have to be put in place
like change of ownership to the consignment. I have two
options for you. Firstly you can choose to have certain
percentage of the money for nominating your account for
this transaction. Or you can go into partnership with me
for the proper profitable investment of the money in your
country. Whichever the option you want, feel free to
notify me. I have also mapped out 2% of this money for
all kinds of expenses incurred in the process of this
transaction. If you do not prefer a partnership I am willing
to give you 10% of the money while the remaining 88%
will be for my investment in your country. Contact with
me immediately while I implore you to maintain the
absolute secrecy required in this transaction.

Thanks, GOD BLESS YOU

Best regards,


NOTE:
ON YOUR INABILITY TO HANDLE THIS
TRANSACTION RESPOND TO ME AND INFORM
ME SO I CAN LOOK FOR SOMEONE ELSE.

[TekDragon]

I say we give him Hamma's bank account number

[Strygun]

Originally posted by TekDragon


I say we give him Hamma's bank account number

He wouldn't get much out of that..

[Navaron]

What's his name, and why didn't he come to the US? What country is he in now?

[JonnyK]

yeah, remember? hamma is unemployed

[Sputty]

No hot wives for you I guess..Oh, wait, wrong spam.

[TekDragon]

Originally posted by Strygun
He wouldn't get much out of that..

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Mmmmm....Scam-a-licious!

[Hamma]

I get that email every day, and I delete it everyday.

[TekDragon]

Originally posted by Hamma
I get that email every day, and I delete it everyday.

Damn, they must seriously want your help Hamma

[EineBeBoP]

Originally posted by Sputty
No hot wives for you I guess..Oh, wait, wrong spam.

[NiteTiger]

hehehe, the Nigerian 601 Scam.

Classics just never go out of style

[NightWalker XI]

I have got that e-mail 3 times already, for fun I reply "fuck you asshole" each time...meh

[Sp3ctre]

when you reply, they know the email address exists and spam you more

[eXoSloth]

If the address dosn't exist, don't they get an e-mail back saying it dosn't?