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2003-07-22, 09:10 PM | [Ignore Me] #1 | ||
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Who here has heard about that thing in Vegas where you can pay 5k and hunt naked women with paintball guns? What are your opinions?
I say that because the women are paid like 3k if they can go the full two hours without being hit, 2k if they do get hit, and it's consensual, go right ahead. It's fine for women to think it's bad, but I see it as being just fine myself. Send me out in the desert naked to get hunted by beautiful women with paintball guns for 3k bucks, I'll do it gladly.
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2003-07-22, 09:51 PM | [Ignore Me] #5 | ||
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No.
Here's the deal. Paintball is a relatively safe sport. There is one way you can get seriously hurt- a hit to the eyes. Masks are required! I have gotten hit several times, one very painful one in the back, but never been seriously injured. Women, by Florida law, are required to wear chest protectors. A shot to the breats will hurt badly. Hunters are told to shoot below the belt, but come on, who cares, and the paintball gun itself is inaccurate. Hunting humans in paintball isn't a bad idea. However, the humans shouldn't be unprotected and naked. This isn't sexist just to women- if girls hunted nude men, it would be sexist against men! Any target that has to strip is being abused. If the women had a mask, chest protectors, and some clothes (camo would be ideal) then yes, it would be cool. But it's not.
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2003-07-22, 09:55 PM | [Ignore Me] #6 | ||
Colonel
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but wouldnt you get tired of chasing a fully clothed girl thru the woods? i would,only thing to keep me going is to chase NAKED girls thru the woods,and yes masks should be required,MABEY a chest protector a big MABEY but nothing else,and if a girl had to chase a guy he gets a cup,then when hes tagged he has to show the ladies just to give the ladies a motive to win
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2003-07-23, 11:25 AM | [Ignore Me] #14 | ||
Lightbulb Collector
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If you want to get turned on, look at pr0n. The End.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2003-07-23, 12:23 PM | [Ignore Me] #15 | |||
Lieutenant General
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trust me, under their will women will not wear clothes.
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