Agents of the Anti Flame!

[Peacemaker]

The smell of cordite filled his nostrils. The target down range was littered with shells from the now empty Glock-18. Anti Flammer Agent Peacemaker patted his trusty automatic pistol, jammed another clip in and pulled back the hammer. Pressing a button on the floor the target 20 feet down range dissapeared and a new fresh target appeared. He held the weapon with both hands and let loose the entire clip, starting on the lower leg the recoil from the weapon dragged the shells up and into the chest area and the last three hit the neck and lower head. Reloading again he places the Glock into his chest holster and backs away from the firing port.

Off to his left Agent Obnoxious Frog stands with a M4 and fires off all 30 of the 7.62mm shells. The clip runs dry and a soft clicking is heard. He turns towards Agent Peacemaker with a broad smile.

"How many did you git?" He yelled.

Peacemaker taps his now removed ear protection.

"What!?" Ob Frog screams.

"Take the damn ear muffs off you lunatic!" Peace screams back with a slap to Ob Frogs head.

Promptly Ob Frog removes his ear muffs and asks his question again.

"I said how many did you git?" He asked.

"Out of 180 bullets I missed 12 times. What about you?" He asked as he started to walk down the hall.

"I shot 90 rounds and didnt miss once." Ob Frog said with a smile as he hung the old rifle on its rack which retracted into the wall.

"Great. Ya God damn show-off" Peace mumbled under his breath. "Are you ready to go find that new super fast poster Flammey?"

"Yes we are going to blast him."

"Hes no ordinary poster. He is able to fill half a page of General Discussion forums with little or no spam messages! We have to be carefull."

"Oh shut up Peace, hes just a soldier. We can take him no sweat."

[EineBeBoP]

Originally posted by Peacemaker
"Oh shut up Peace, hes just a soldier. We can take him no sweat."

.... thats what he thought at least......

[Sentrosi]

*LOL*

[NoSurrender]

... PSU is gettin covered in teh flames

[Flammey]

I see, I see. Some people. *LOL*

[Flammey]

So, so? What happens next? Do then find me and kill me?

[Indecisive]

Yup fraid so

*bam*


arg wtf i was here since beta..hes only been here for a few weeks...hes a commander now too! arg!

[Blood_Knight]

lol

[Peacemaker]

Welp im drunk and angry at the world. This is when I write. No offence to anyone in any of this. Its just a story.


Glass. Glass for as far as the eye could see. To his left Agent Peacemaker saw glass. To his right Agent Peacemaker saw Agent Obnoxious Frog and then... glass. Thousands of cubes of glass. Each containing a computer and a CPU coolant vent that lead to the roof. Even with the heat glass and the vents the central core of PSU was an intolerable 105 degrees. The fact that both agents were wearing half of their battle gear didnt help at all. The two young men approached the end of the long hall. This was not made of glass. There was a dark blue wall, a desk, and a small security door. At the desk sat a young man who appeared to be spilling over text books.

"Hey Squeeky, whats up?" Agent Peacemaker asked as he walked up and placed his hand on the scanner.

"Uh, hey Peace. Nothin much how about you and Obby?" He litterly squeeked back.

Obby looked at Squeeky and smiled broadly again "Well we are fine, we see that you still havnt hit puberty yet!" Another broad smile.

Squeeky frowns and looks back at his books. "You can go in now, hes not busy."

"Thanks Squeeks. You know you really should stop reading that porn and study, then mabye I can take you out in the field." Peace laughed as he walked by and opened the door with a keypad.

Squeeky just sat there looking down the hallway of glass, his left eyebrow low and his right one high. "How the fu@k did he do that?"

[Peacemaker]

Agent Peacemaker opened the door and stepped in followed closely by Agent Obnoxious Frog. The door automaticly shut and a mechanical buzz was herd. Agent Peacemaker looked around the familar room. He was in a white box with one door. He leaned up against the back of the room opposite of the door and Ob Frog leans on the left side. Suddenly the room starts to move and then as suddenly as it had started it stops. The buzz is heard again and the door wooshes open like something out of startrek. The smell of Cigars and Beer intrude into the agents nostrils. They step out of the small box room into a large penthouse type room. It has a couch and a massive Tv, a large desk covered in papers and CDs with 3 large sized monitors hooked to a large black supercomputer in the corner. The foot of a huge bed can be seen through the door in the next room. There is also a staircase made of stone biult into the wall leading to ontop of the bedroom. Agent Peacemaker starts to walk up the stairs with Ob Frog in persuit. They reach the top of the stairs to find they are looking at the back of another desk with a larger collection of monitors. Infront of the desk with its back to them is a large black chair. Agent Peacemaker walkes up to the chair and stairs at the monitor.

"Hey Hamma...?"

"What do you want Peace?" Hamma asks as he looks up from his game of Planetside.

"Well for starters look out for that lake." Peace laughs with his finger pointing at the screen.

"Huh!?" Hamma quickly turns back to his game "SHIT!!!! Peace you ass hole you made me crash AGAIN!"

"Sir we need to get down to buisness." Obby said.

"Ok ok. What do we need to do?" Hamma half wined. It was clear he was suffering from a hang over from his drinking binge that he goes on for his weekly pirate radio show. He didnt want to do anymore work than he had to today.

"Well we have located the hide out of that new rapid poster flammey. Hes at the corner of Congress Street and 12th. The problem is he has a gang with him." Obby explained.

"And why is that a problem? Take the Blackhawk and mow them down. We cant have people doing this kind of stuff in Mainframe." Hamma said going back to his game.

"Sir shooting the place up will get the Military Police on us in seconds. Not even I want to face off against a tank with hand guns." Peacemaker protested.

"Fine then try to make it silent, you can use the stealths if you want." Hamma finally gave in.

"Rodger that Sir. Oh and Sir." Peace called out as he walked away.

"What now?" Hamma said as he looked up from the monitor.

Agent Peacemaker and Agent Obnoxious Frog were already at the top of the stairs. Agent Peacemaker had his back to him and his left hand in his pocket. He gave a wave to Hamma with his right hand and said "Watch out for that lake."

Hamma quickly turned back to see his reaver smashing into another lake. "DAMN YOU PEACE!" "How the hell does he do that?"

[NoSurrender]

nice ...

[Peacemaker]

The helicopter hovered over the house at 50 feet. Agent ObnoxiousFrog was maning the dual 7.62mm Mini Guns. Agent Peacemaker was piloting the UH-60 Blackhawk. Gryphon, Doop, and Ivan were also in the back of the chopper checking their weapons. The house was surrounded by police and lower class Anti Flame Agents. Nothing would escape from it.

"So is he in there?" Obnoxious Frog yelled up to Peace.

"Yea, and hes got a few friends too. Ive got him and two others on heat sensors. Spammer Host ID lables one as Ait'al and the other as BioHazzard. We got some unexpected help though. The military police decided to show up. Looks like these fools decided to do a little vandelism. We can do this as loud as we want."

"Ok then, we have the numbers. Lets go to it." Gryphon yelled to Obnoxious Frog. Peacemaker lowered the aircraft to twenty five feet and started to circle the house. Obnoxious Frog drew both of the enormous bolts back and let them slam back into the breech chambering the first round in each of the six barrled cannons.

"Eat this you bastards." Obnoxious Frog yelled as he opened up with the mounted guns. The barrels started to spin up and a few seconds later a tounge of fire erupted from the top barrel on each gun. Peacemaker looked out the right window of the craft and watched as Obnoxious Frog walked the tracer lit rounds up the front door of the house. The door desintegrated under the barrage. Obnoxious Frog brought the shells into the house and sprayed the roof violently for nearly five minutes. He finally ran out of ammo and the smoke cleared from the house. The roof was totaly saturated in bullet holes. The Miniguns had done their job. A corner of the house colapsed as Peacemaker landed the helicopter outside of the permiter of the Police. The squad jumped off and walked up to the line. A quick flash of ID and they were permited to enter the lawn. Peacemaker signaled to the squad and they followed as he approached the front door. He pointed at the exposed metal door and made a fist, then made his fist break apart into three fingers held up flashed them once and then again. They surrounded the door 3 feet back and Doop set a small object on the door and backed up. Three seconds later the charge blew up and the door flew open. The squad poured into the door and took positions around the room.

"Clear." Doop wispered into the radio.

"Clear." Came Gryphons reply.

"Contact, left." Ivan responded. The whole squad turned to face in the direction Ivan had called from. A lone figure was hiding behind a metal plate in the corner.

"Flash him." Gryphon yelled. Doop wasted no time and hurled a Flashbang into the nook and it exploded. The figure screamed, stood up and started to fire widly.

"Biohazzard! Take him down!" The squad immediatly opened fire on the target, Ivans SPAS-12 made the first hit and ripped his shoulder off. Obnoxious Frog put a string of 9mm bullets across his torso and Doops M-4 tore into his left leg. Peacemaker drew his .357 Magnum and shot twice. The first shot hit square in the heart and the second right in the throat. Biohazzard colapsed from the multitude of bullet wounds. "Secure him!" Obnoxious Frog ran up and smashed his face in with a stick. The body disapeared.

"Banned!!!" Obnoxious Frog yelled. Suddenly the room erupted in fire from the hallway. Doop, Ivan, and Gryphon all took hits and fell back out the door. Peacemaker and Obnoxious Frog took cover behind the steel plate in the corner Bio Hazzard had used. The figure fired at them with a M249 SAW. The powerful rounds started to punch their way through the metal sheet.

"Looks like Ait'al." Frog looked at Peace and winked. They both dived out from behind the plate shooting. Frog's Mp-5 ran out of ammo mid dive and he pulled his Desert Eagle and unloaded it but Ait'al followed him with the SAW and caught his arm. Peacemaker was using two MKII Socoms which were empty just as he stood up. Both agents pulled out Glock 18s and emptyed them at Ait'al on full auto. Peacemaker once again pulled out his .357 magnum and fired a shot square into his heart. "Got him, the pause virus is in! Get him!" Frog ran up and smashed Shadowe in the crotch with the stick and the body disappeared.

"Woot! Banned him!" Frog jumped up into the air and as he started to come back down cartwheeled into an already bullet riddled table. "Arrrg! Im hit!" Peacemaker noticed a flash of light out of the corner of his eye as Ait'al flew into the basement. Peacemaker ran to the door and dived down the stairs head first rolling out at the bottom. Three bullets ricocheted by his head off the wall. He sighted Flammey in the corner and opened up with his reloaded Glock 18. Three of the powerfull 9mm rounds struck him but he continued to dart back and forth spraying ammo. Peace took out his Glock 20 this time. Only one of the fifteen bullets found their mark. He droped the gun and darted behind cover. All he had left was two colt .45s, the .357 with two shots, and a sawn off shotgun. He took out his .45s and ran back out, the guns were empty in a second or two. Flammey was suddenly on him and fired three shots into him. Obnoxious Frog appeared on the stairs and fired blindly at him with his newly reloaded Mp-5. Flammey fired a shot into Obnoxious Frogs chest and he fell down gasping. Flammey looked back at Peacemaker who was laying on the ground. He jumped into the air and was going to land on him.

"Die Agent scum!" He screamed.

"Fuck you!" Peacemaker yelled as he pulled the sawed off shotgun out of his jacket and fired one shell into his chest and the second into his face. Flammey 's head exploded in a puff of blood and he flew backwards into the wall and stood back up. Peacemaker stared at him as he tried to walk back towards him. "Like I said, fuck you!" He yelled as he wipped out his .357 viral gun and shot Flammey in the chest twice. He calmly walked up to him and smashed his groin with the stick and his body disappeared.

"Baned...."

[NewCong. Marine]

It came back from page two! Sweet!

[Ait'al]

Im telling you that wasnt me.

[Squeeky]

pr0n!!!