ugh

[Hamma]

Man, I had one insane weekend. To tell you the truth I am not sure how I am still alive, or not in jail.

[321]

why would you be in jail?

[Mtx]

Told you not to go look for hookers ont hat street.

[Squeeky]

Glad your back in one piece

[Hamma]

There were no hookers involved.

At least not that I remember

[Squeeky]

We're there any marriages, midgets, or plentiful amounts of glazed ham? Please do tell

[Onizuka]

Hamma got drunk on labor day and thought it would be cool to have car sex. He "mated" with a random car that was turned on via the exhaust pipe and blacked out in more ways than one. He was taken to a general surgeon and underwent treatement of his charred popsical.
After he was announced okay, he was put in a light jail to serve time (6 hours) for exposing himself and assaulting a random vehicle. He was let out with a warning.

[Peacemaker]

... as much as I dont enjoy Oni's company I believe him.

[GonePostal]

ugh....


why weoud you make a thread and say you had a crazy weekend


THEN NOT TELL US ABOUT IT!


so howd it go?

[Onizuka]

Originally posted by Peacemaker
... as much as I dont enjoy Oni's company I believe him.

lol are you joking? like i was?