My ultra secret Counter Strike strategy

[Squeeky]

I have been playing counter strike for the past few months now, and i've actually got good enough to where i tried out on a Cal-IM league team (and according to the manager did really well). The team plays from a LAN Center in San Diego and the guys are awesome, we have to practice 5 times a week though. Anyways, i wanted to tell you guys how i got so good. The answer is below...please scroll















































That's right folks. Fernanda Martinelli, my honey has been helping me. I will set her up near where i play, and when the opposition pops out, they are immediately stunned. Let's just say the opposition can't resist and tries to play the rest of the game with 1 hand

I then pop out, blast em with my primary, and move on to my next victim


(Note, i don't really do that, i did tryout for the Cal-IM team in san diego but i do not really utilize a tactic like that )

[Flammey]

UH, YEAH. What drug are you on? Cause it must REALLY be good.
You should hand some out.

[X-113]

Scrolling sucks. But nonetheless.

[Sp3ctre]

i know squeeks counterstrike tactic SOUNDS stupid, but whenever I'm playin cs and see something dodgy (i.e. naked chicks, freaks, cool cartoon characters) i always lose concentration. But hey, i'm an intermediate!

[Hamma]

Cheats, ban

[Sentrosi]

I thought this was a "no CS" forum?

*Washes the CS Filth off himself before stepping into a shower*

[Zodiac]

i just used to use some [edit err not hardcore] porn or a ladder decal as my spray...both work

[Sputty]

We all know Squeeky uses Wallhax

[Mtx]

As many of you can guess, when I play Counterstrike.. I'm Phoenix Connextion! Fuck you CT pussies and your "my weapon takes no skill" attitude. Newbs play as CT.

I spray terrorists on corner walls and laugh my ass off when stupid CTs waste a clip trying to kill my spray. It's a goods way to know when a SD weaponed CT is coming and you're up against the wall. Not only that but it makes them hesitate to fire which also works in your advantage.

I don't normally cheat but I used to like wallhacking for campers. Your HL Guard will never find my cheats either... why? Because your HL Guard is scanning the drive with my Counterstrike on it and I keep my cheats on the other drive!

I don't cheat though... but the moment some skywalker kills me.. that servers gonna pay!

[Squeeky]

MTX fucking cheats

Why am i not surprised.

[Zodiac]

where did you get the terrorist sprays?

[Mtx]

Originally posted by Zodiac
where did you get the terrorist sprays?

Google image search. Make sure you get one that is the right size though. They always work.

[Squeeky]

http://www.planethalflife.com/counte.../tactical1.htm


:O:

That is elite

[Zodiac]

Originally posted by Squeeky
http://www.planethalflife.com/counte.../tactical1.htm


:O:

That is elite

thanks squeeky

[NightWalker XI]

I never played CS for some reason but I am getting HL2 and I hear CS2 will be a mod for it soo....