Six Nipples (self-explanitory)

[Biohazzard56]

Found this on IRC its great

<Ivan> Some random girl was IQCing me... So i started to mess with her...
<Ivan> [00:05] 249317913: hey.............
<Ivan> [00:07] Ivan: If you can't prove to me that you have six nipples I'm not talking to you.
<Ivan> [00:07] 249317913: uh, oh... i got a big problem then!
<Ivan> [00:08] 249317913: will 2 work?!?!?
<Ivan> [00:08] Ivan: nope sorry
<Ivan> [00:08] Ivan: must have 6
<Ivan> [00:09] 249317913: alright.................
*** Ivan has been kicked off channel #ps-universe by Phobos (flood)
<Ivan> [00:13] 249317913: u r an asshole
<Ivan> [00:13] Ivan: Why's thta?
<Ivan> [00:15] 249317913: um... let me think... cause u cant possibly find someone with 6 nipples
<Ivan> [00:15] Ivan: Oh so you're saying that you get the joke now?
<Ivan> [00:16] 249317913: i knew it was a joke from the beginning and i joked back with u
<Ivan> [00:18] Ivan: The joke is since no one has six nipples I don't want to talk to anyone.
<Ivan> [00:21] Ivan: I have a love for animals that's almsost.....illegal.
<Ivan> [00:25] 249317913: you have totally lost me... holla
<Ivan> [00:26] Ivan: Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something...
<Ivan> [00:27] 249317913: whatever.... u know men shouldnt talk that shit bout women cause u know like hell that u cant live without them..................
<Ivan> [00:29] Ivan: Yes we can. All we need are a few sheep. And best of all they have 6 nipples.
<Ivan> [00:29] 249317913: what tha fuck bout u and your 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 nipples???????????????????
<Ivan> [00:30] Ivan: Hey you should consider yourself lucky. I don't usely talk to anyone with out 6 nipples.
<Ivan> [00:31] 249317913: well, what tha hell.... u thinking i should feel lucky 4 talking 2 u?????????
<Ivan> [00:31] Ivan: Of course.
<Ivan> [00:32] 249317913: well i dont.... i get no pleasure in talking 2 u, u little asshole
<Ivan> [00:32] Ivan: I love you.
<Ivan> [00:32] Ivan: I want you to have my children.
<Ivan> [00:33] 249317913: what tha HELL r u talking bout now????????
<Ivan> u done lost me again
<Ivan> [00:33] Ivan: That wasn't hard.
<Ivan> [00:34] 249317913: u done LOST your FUCKING mind!!!!!!!!!
<Ivan> [00:34] Ivan: Well that's want you find when you message random people on the webbernet
<Ivan> [00:35] Ivan: I cut holes in my pockets to masturbate in public
<Ivan> [00:35] 249317913: oh god... i'm talking 2 a pervert!
<Ivan> [00:36] Ivan: You just now came to that conclusion?
<Ivan> [00:36] 249317913: uh yeah
<Ivan> [00:37] Ivan: My favorite drink is KFC gravy.
<Ivan> [00:37] 249317913: where u from?
<Ivan> [00:38] Ivan: I came form the deepest part of a mental person's mind.
<Ivan> [00:38] 249317913: could not have fooled me!
<Ivan> [00:39] Ivan: Strangers have the best candy.
<Ivan> [00:39] 249317913: why u gonna refuse my contact?
<Ivan> [00:40] Ivan: Cause you don't have six nipples. At least you haven't proved it eather way yet.

[Ivan]

I shouldn't take full credit. Most of my lines I've seen somewhere else on the net and have remembered. Most are mine though. So don't flame me if you've seen something somewhere else. She obviously didn't.

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

6 nipples.....some one grew up on a dairy farm.

[Firefly]

Man that's fucking hilarious. "u done LOST your FUCKING mind!!!!!!!!!"

[Spider]

Originally Posted by BUGGER�GHO�T

6 nipples.....some one grew up on a dairy farm.

Errr... Dunno... last time I saw a cow it had four of them... no?

[AztecWarrior]

Heh, nice.

[Hamma]

This thread sucks.

[Ivan]

Wasn't my idea to post it. :P hehe

[Ivan]

Originally Posted by Ivan

Wasn't my idea to post it. :P hehe

But you can lick my donkey nuts Hamma.
EDIT: Sorry for quoting myself, I hit the quote button I meant to hit the edit button.

[Sentrosi]

donkey nuts? more like pea nuts.

[Flammey]

Originally Posted by Hamma

This thread sucks.

Spoken like a true humaitarian. This thread dost sucketh and bloweth my mind.

[Happy lil Elf]

Originally Posted by Flammey

Spoken like a true humaitarian. This thread dost sucketh and bloweth my mind.

Flammy, buddy, you appear to have something on your nose. It kinda looks like...in fact....jesusman how can you stand that smell! Go wash your face

[Squeeky]

Originally Posted by Hamma

This thread sucks.

[Tobias]

Ivan, I think your mother took you to the petting zoo one to many times when you were little....