[Official]Fucked up dreams thread

[SkunkPunk]

Ok, we've all had a really fucking stupid dream in our lives, now is the chance to embrace it or something.

Rules:

1) No hijacking.
2) Dont make shit up.
3) Play nicely.

Ok me first:

So, first thing: I woke up in somebody elses house, walked downstairs and saw a bunch of people eating cereal at table, they called me over to eat with them. Cereal was for breakfast, but there were lightbulbs in the cereal, just a mixture of lightbulbs and milk. I thought to myself, oh what the hell ill try a bit, so I got a spoonfull of lightbulbs and started eating them, they were very crunchy, and they had taste wich i cant describe in words, but I can still create the taste in my mind. It was sort of like when you eat tofee or something and all the stuff gets stuck in your teeth and you have to like pick it out with your tounge. Well after breakfast I went outside for a walk to the local grocery store, and everything on the shelves was lightbulbs. All different sizes, shapes, and colours of lightbulbs. It was almost like i was addicted to eating lightbulbs, so I bought a cart full of lightbulbs. As I was walking home I sat down on a curb and took out a package and started eating more lightbulbs. I kept on debating in my mind weather i should stop because it could get unhealthy, or if I should keep going. The taste was starting to get disgusting but I just couldent stop. So for the rest of the day I had a box of mini lightbulbs, that I just kept munching on, and then it happened... I had to go to the bathroom, I was freaking out because I knew it had to happen sometime and it couldent be stopped, so I decided to crucify myself. Then I woke up.

[Rbstr]

i've had some very weird dreams but for some reason the only things i can remember about them are how wierd they are.

I wake up in a jump, and a like wow that was freaky, but what happened?

[SkunkPunk]

Yea I know what you mean, im goin to bed now so... I'll see if I have anything to post for tomorow morning.

[Peacemaker]

Freakiest dream ever... (this was when I was 14)

Wake up. Brother is faking sick to get out of school. Step mom tells me to call grandma to baby sit. I do. She says send him right over. I go to school.

Now When I get in the car the dream ended. I had the dream like 5 times in a row with out waking up. Then I really did wake up but the same thing that happened in the dream happened IRL. Strang thing was I didnt remember the dream till after I got in the car. I knew something dejavuy had happened but I couldnt remember the whole dream till the car.

[Spee]

Sitting in a pizza parlor with my friend. we're chatting normally, Suddenly, I wonder where my girlfriend is. My friend disappears, and Im in the entryway to the parlor. She turns the corner, and sits down, red in the face like she was crying. This fellow I know(lets call him mike) is sitting at the same table with her, arms spread out to take up the length of the back of the molded plastic bench. The smile on his face is undescribably unctuous - The kind of smile that would only look good smeared on a bumper. He looks to me and says "Im the one Fucking (girlfriends name) Now."


And I get pissed - Really pissed. But I cant do anything. My feet have melded into the floor, so all I can do is reach for him and curse angrily, while he, still with that unctuous smile, laughs.


That dream sucked.

[Rbstr]

've had alot of dreas that happen in real life, or i think i remember happend in RL, but maybe i think the dream was real and remaber it as such.

Sometimes allof sudden i remamber a dream like durring class, and i'm like wow thats happening right now.

[FenixStryk4]

Hmm, let's see now. Well, in one of my dreams, which I can't remember fully, my big bro (who's in his mid-20s) was visiting, and we went out somewhere in his 350Z. I can't quite remember why we went where we were going, but the ride back was disturbing. So we're driving back, and everything is like some sort of shrub. Really green, low-lying, thick leafy shrubs that seemed to be watery or in water. Kind of like rice farms, except it was greener and a lot leafier... So as we pass a Walgreens' that has no parking lot or road to it ( ), my brother says that we should get some food out since we're still not home yet... but we were driving for 5 hours in the dream ( ). So he parks (which is wierd since in the 350Z you can sort of reach into the trunk if you turn around( )), goes to the trunk, and pulls out a toaster in a box ( ) and a piece of chicken ( ). Then he says something like "Here' have some instant-chicken. It gets warm when you bite it." ( ) So he gives me the chicken, and all of a sudden my mom, who in this dream is a lot younger than she is in real life, just walks up from nowhere and says "Oh, c'mon, hurry up, you gotta go home!" So then, my mom drives the 350Z and i'm in the passenger seat, and I have no idea where my brother is ( ), trunk or on the road ( ). So the car starts up, turns around, goes over the funky shrubs, and all of a sudden grass that is similar to the grass in my neighborhood starts appearing as the shrubs go away, and my front driveway is right in front of me. ( )

That's about it...

[Octavian]

Wow, did you mean to spell all those words incorrectly?

Anyway, maybe you and Spee are special.

[Spee]

Originally Posted by Octavian

Wow, did you mean to spell all those words incorrectly?

Anyway, maybe you and Spee are special.

YOU WANNA FIGHT?!?!?!!?!/

[Octavian]

No I mean, you two should replace the user "Seer".

[BUGGER]

Wierdest dream: Waking up and finding squeeky humping a couch.

[Octavian]

I hope you're serious because otherwise you just broke the rules.

[Dharkbayne]

I had a dream I was having buttsechs with Sputty, and then, I woke up, and noticed I had passed out from having buttsechs with Sputty.

[Biohazzard56]

The funnay could not be found

[Dharkbayne]

I wasn't kidding.