[SHENANIGANS] Flea Market Bootlegs

[ObnoxiousFrog]

http://www.fortheretarded.com/fleamarket.html

This is possible 0FN, but these are a collection of a bunch of bootleg reproductions of toys from beloved genres (Star Wars, Transformers, etc.). My personal favorite would have to be the ridiculous "Star Warrio" collection.


The site it is featured on, "Movie Criticism for the Retarded", is also, in my opinion, a very relatable, unbiased, and oftentimes funny movie review page.

[Derfud]

Star Warrio, I love it.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Crack Eyes Yoda for President.

[JetRaiden]

great stuff.

[Rayder]

http://www.fortheretarded.com/images...4/gallery6.jpg - Power Rangers

http://www.fortheretarded.com/images...4/gallery5.jpg - Alah be damned

[Indecisive]

HERO HOUSEHOLD!!!

[Spee]

Originally Posted by Rayder

http://www.fortheretarded.com/images...4/gallery5.jpg - Alah be damned

Ive actually seen a music video by that guy. hes pretty entertaining.

[Diviant]

Ok, for the first time, litterally, I almost shit my pants. I mean, I had to go, then I was laughin so hard, it ALMOSt came out!

With that picture of yoda then :

"This is your brain on drugs", I couldn't hold it in!

[JetRaiden]

Anyone see the Spiderman boardgame?


Gives infinite pleasure!

[Diviant]

LOL! Ok, found some funny shit.



"And frankly, I'm not sure where to begin. Is it the fact that the logo has changed and now explicitly says "ELECTRONIC PLANO?", like that city in Texas? Or perhaps the catalogue of other items in the series, including the version with the stoned and stripeless Garfield (which I looked far and wide for, without actually finding one)? Well, I'd say that the kicker is this right here:"



"In case any of it is blinded by the flash or hidden by a lack of contrast, here's what it says, all Said in context, of course:

THERE ARE SOME COUNTS AND CARTOON PUZZELS WHAT
IS INTERESTING BEHIND THE CARTOON PIANO.
THESE ARE USEFUL FOR THE CHILDREN'S BRAINS."

[Diviant]

Another set..from Barbie this time



and



"Here's the breakdown (said completely in context of course) in case the pictures are illegible:

When we were together
allmost took your love
for granted Now

Which is far easier to understand than this:

Ihad tomeet you hert todily
there's,just so many
thing tosay.

Translations are always welcome."

But it doesn't end here.





And what the Spider man one says..

"At the unforgettable time,
Pleast remember that,
On your way to
success My earest heart will
always be with you."

Now THAT is scary.

[Diviant]

And now, the GREATEST BOOTLEG EVAR!



Lets get a closeup shall we?



oh, and lets not forget



Huh? What the hell is that supposed to mean? What is up with the animal voice? And since when can you pluralize "interesting"? This thing is just getting better, and we've only looked at one angle of the box's exterior so far.





Wait, what's this?



Now what's that say down at the bottom?

Roses are pretty.
Violets are pleasant.
You will get a card
instead of a present.
Happpy birthday.

[Khronos]

IT WILL GIVE YOU INFINITE PLEASURE

[AztecWarrior]

Me and my brother were laughing for a good 15 minutes.

[Corrosion]

Originally Posted by Khronos

IT WILL GIVE YOU INFINITE PLEASURE

I does sound like an adult device.