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View Poll Results: Who would win in a standard, anything-goes fight
Mike Tyson 6 25.00%
Captain America 16 66.67%
Tie 2 8.33%
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Old 2004-05-12, 11:46 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
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[ROUND 2]Mike Tyson vs. Captain America


Continuing my sleep-deprived maniacal, unrealistic fights, we now bring you Round 2.


Mike Tyson, professional boxer, famous for the "Holyfield Ear Incident" and "Child-Ingestion Incident"

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Captain America of superhero fame

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Old 2004-05-12, 11:48 PM   [Ignore Me] #2
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Old 2004-05-12, 11:56 PM   [Ignore Me] #3
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Originally Posted by Kyonye
Captain America
Indeed.
Easy.

I never saw tyson fight the Nazis.
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Old 2004-05-12, 11:59 PM   [Ignore Me] #4
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Tyson would rape Capt.America (literally, cuz he's been known to do that). Capt.America looks like he's into anal though, so I think they would fall in love and live happily evar after.
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Old 2004-05-13, 12:46 AM   [Ignore Me] #5
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Mike Tyson. Just look at Cpt. America's ears sticking out like that. He has no chance.
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Old 2004-05-13, 01:15 AM   [Ignore Me] #6
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Mike Tyson. Anyone who has to use a pansy shield can't be that good.
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Old 2004-05-13, 09:03 AM   [Ignore Me] #7
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He's sexy
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Old 2004-05-13, 09:18 AM   [Ignore Me] #8
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^ No! He has a prissy shield, how sexy can that be?
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