Just saw Troy.

[Mr1337Duck]

That movie was fucking awesome. Every single woman in that was hot. EVERY SINGLE GODAMN ONE. There was this one old woman, Achille's mother, but besides that, they were ALL hot.


Oh yeah, and the battle scenes were good, too.

[Bighoss]

I thought it was a well rounded movie. All aspects of it were good but it didn't really excell at anything. As for the music they might as well just used the Gladiator Sound Track.

[SecondRaven]

I did not like it at all i mean it was like this

Oh im brad bit im to pritty you cant hurt me

Ohh im Brad Pit time to get laid then go kill someone

Ohh Im Orlando Bloom Im to hot save me brother....

Maybe im being over critical but i dont know

[JetRaiden]

Originally Posted by SecondRaven

I did not like it at all i mean it was like this

Oh im brad bit im to pritty you cant hurt me

Ohh im Brad Pit time to get laid then go kill someone

Ohh Im Orlando Bloom Im to hot save me brother....

Maybe im being over critical but i dont know

yea...maybe..

[Triggar]

Originally Posted by Triggar from Movie Binge thread

I definitely disapprove of the movie "Troy". To me, it was a 3-hour long battle scene. There was no backstory and very, very little plot.

What makes the story so interesting is the history - Athena and the golden apples, Achilles' being dipped in the river Styx to make him immortal, how Agamemnon and Achilles really died, et cetera. The movie overlooked all these things and instead chose to make the movie a battle, from the moment the movie started to the moment the movie ended.

I must've checked my watch at least 4 times.

[OneManArmy]

3 hour battle? sounds good to me! fuck the story, thats what books are for. I want to see titties and blood! woo!

[Ivan]

Originally Posted by OneManArmy

3 hour battle? sounds good to me! fuck the story, thats what books are for. I want to see titties and blood! woo!

titties and blood, that's what life is all about!

I liked Troy. They kept it realistic. Frankly, I could careless about the Mythology bullshit. I had to read enough about it in school.

[ControlledBurn]

Originally Posted by ghost018

I liked Troy. They kept it realistic. Frankly, I could careless about the Mythology bullshit. I had to read enough about it in school.

The mythology WAS the whole fucking story though! Why are people such sheep that they just take whatever is given to them.

[Khronos]

i was disappointed they changed the story around, however i still enjoyed it.

if i hadnt known the real story i would have found the movie much more interesting.

i laughed at some of the stupidest camera shots ive seen in a while. zooming in close on a person's face for them to make one expression was extremely comical. the battle where they changed closeups according to the background music made me almost die from laughing so hard...

[Onizuka]

Originally Posted by OneManArmy

3 hour battle? sounds good to me! fuck the story, thats what books are for. I want to see titties and blood! woo!

[Mr1337Duck]

Tits and blood are teh own!



But seriously, do you guys agree with me that virtually every woman in the movie was hot?

[Setari]

yea pretty much. and the battle scenes were good too.

[martyr]

Originally Posted by SecondRaven

I did not like it at all i mean it was like this
Oh im brad bit im to pritty you cant hurt me
Ohh im Brad Pit time to get laid then go kill someone
Ohh Im Orlando Bloom Im to hot save me brother....
Maybe im being over critical but i dont know

yeah. that movie annoyed me.

if i want massive, epic battle scenes from a movie, i watch lotr series.
if i want romance, - i dunno. mostly, i don't - but i didn't want it from this movie.
i wanted a cool movie made from greek mythology.
oops.

Originally Posted by ControlledBurn

The mythology WAS the whole fucking story though! Why are people such sheep that they just take whatever is given to them.

If you want fantasy, go watch Lord of the Rings. This war actually took place and I doubt any of the "gods" decided to get involved while it did.