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Old 2004-05-27, 11:34 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
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My school cracking down on pr0n


Let me explain.

I don't know her name, but a certain girl (henceforth referred to as "Jane") goes to an all-female school (we'll call it AFS High). AFS High is closely tied to our school, an all-male school (AMS High). Jane has a boyfriend (we'll call him "Bob") who goes to AMS high. Jane sent nude pictures and several videos of herself to Bob via e-mail. Bob, smartly, decided to dissemenate the photos among his classmates who bring laptops to school. (The fools! Laptops have only one purpose in school: to get stolen.)

Jane is thirteen.

I'd say that by now, about 90% of the kids with laptops are in posession of said media. This has been going on for at least a week and a half now.

Now, today, the government (Child protection agency or whatever) strolls into school and begins to check computers.

Busted!

It must suck to get burned for both underage possesion of porn and child porn. Everyone's deleting their stuff, but the mostly fools, jocks, and idiots who bring laptops probably aren't doing a good job and are going to get prawned.

I've passed by the laptops that are looking at porn. Anyone that looks at porn during school deserves to be slapped in the face for being a retard. What if a teacher walks by? What if your laptop is siezed?

It must also suck to be the dad of Jane.
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Old 2004-05-27, 11:43 PM   [Ignore Me] #2
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We print out porn at my school all the time, then put it on the teacher's desk. Nobody cares at my school.
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Old 2004-05-27, 11:47 PM   [Ignore Me] #3
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Originally Posted by Dharkbayne
We print out porn at my school all the time, then put it on the teacher's desk. Nobody cares at my school.
More proof dharkbayne is the messiah
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Old 2004-05-28, 01:29 AM   [Ignore Me] #4
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I remember one year somebody printed out a porn picture then put it between the glass doors of the trophy case in the lunch room. There was a HUGE crowd, of mostly Seniors. I thought it was pretty pethetic, it's like they never seen some tities before.
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Old 2004-05-28, 01:35 AM   [Ignore Me] #5
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I have a friend who watches porn on his cellphone during class.
He turns up the vol to max and everyone starts looking around for the moaning
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Old 2004-05-28, 01:38 AM   [Ignore Me] #6
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Porn on his mobile? Sad twat.

What's he do, walk around jerking off?
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Old 2004-05-28, 01:43 AM   [Ignore Me] #7
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Damned if I know, but I sure hope not.
(he goes to a differant school than me)

I wondered that myself, but really wanted to know.
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Old 2004-05-28, 03:14 AM   [Ignore Me] #8
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Old 2004-05-28, 03:25 AM   [Ignore Me] #9
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Old 2004-05-28, 07:14 AM   [Ignore Me] #10
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But that's not the dillema of yours, is it Aztec?
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Old 2004-05-28, 07:23 AM   [Ignore Me] #11
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What kind of pathetic fucknut is taking nude pictures of themselves at 13?? I say hold them all to the letter of the law. Child porn charges for each one. I could care less about underage-possession - I had porn when I was under 18.... of course they were also grown women.
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Old 2004-05-28, 09:31 AM   [Ignore Me] #12
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That sucks for Jane .. and her boyfriend Bob sounds like a real prize ya porn should stay out of the schools
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Old 2004-05-28, 09:34 AM   [Ignore Me] #13
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The person who manages my morning announcements put a porn tape in while the announcements were on. Its the last day of school, so everyone is breaking all the rules, and no one really cares...
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Old 2004-05-28, 09:41 AM   [Ignore Me] #14
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Deleting that stuff does nothing, I've seen first hand the police recover all sorts of data from a completly wiped HD.
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Old 2004-05-28, 10:05 AM   [Ignore Me] #15
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Yep Hamma is right, there are free programs that make it really hard if not impossible to recover files. I wouldnt know I only beat up on locked doors.
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