What would you do if...

[SDM]

If you were elected president, what would be the first thing you did?

I'd make June 14, National Hookers & IceCream day. Everyone gets the day off.

edit: obviously, prostitution would be legalized under my administration.

[YankeeDoodle]

I would tell the citizens of the United States that they had just made the worst mistakes of their lives...

[ViperGTS]

I would have a charity every year For PSU and make hamma owner of the interweb.

[Jennyboo]

I wouldnt make President I'm not an American ...Yet

[Onizuka-GTO]

well technically your American
Everyone person who lives on the North & South American Continents are that.

[Manitou]

Shake the hands of my Cabinet:

Hamma - VP.
Marsman - Dept. of Homeland Security (hax your phone line)
Thronebeast - Dept. of Justice (the Iron Fist)
Sentrosi - Sec. of Defense (stand on justice)
Orange - Sec. of Agriculture (watch the fruit)
Early Dawn - Sec. of Education (teach 'em to speak)
Triggar - Sec. of State (make us look good, gurl!)
Martyr - Sec. of Housing and Urban Dev. (my slum lord)

New departments I would create:
Doop and Dharkbayne - Dept. of Jesters
Squeeky - Dept. of Fapping Verifications and Monitoring

[Sputty]

Annex France

[Doop]

Originally Posted by Manitou

Shake the hands of my Cabinet:


New departments I would create:
Doop and Dharkbayne - Dept. of Jesters

LOL, nyak nyak nyak.

First thing I'd do is get in the face of all the other candidates and make fun of them because they weren't elected.

[Jennyboo]

Originally Posted by Manitou

Shake the hands of my Cabinet:

Hamma - VP.
Marsman - Dept. of Homeland Security (hax your phone line)
Thronebeast - Dept. of Justice (the Iron Fist)
Sentrosi - Sec. of Defense (stand on justice)
Orange - Sec. of Agriculture (watch the fruit)
Early Dawn - Sec. of Education (teach 'em to speak)
Triggar - Sec. of State (make us look good, gurl!)
Martyr - Sec. of Housing and Urban Dev. (my slum lord)

New departments I would create:
Doop and Dharkbayne - Dept. of Jesters
Squeeky - Dept. of Fapping Verifications and Monitoring

Mani where would i be

[ControlledBurn]

Originally Posted by SDM

If you were elected president, what would be the first thing you did?

I'd make June 14, National Hookers & IceCream day. Everyone gets the day off.

edit: obviously, prostitution would be legalized under my administration.

Not to rain on your parade, but June 14 is already Flag Day. Hookers & Ice Cream day needs to be moved.

[Manitou]

Originally Posted by Jennyboo

Mani where would i be

Ambassador of Canadian Relations - stationed in Hamma's pants.

[Squeeky]

Originally Posted by Manitou

Squeeky - Dept. of Fapping Verifications and Monitoring

Very nice

I, Squeekus Maximus Esq. III. Do solemly sware, to uphold the values and regulations set forth by the Department of Fapping.

[AztecWarrior]

I'd cut most of our relations and business with remaining totalitarian governments. Cuba, China, etc.

[Squeeky]

Originally Posted by AztecWarrior

I'd cut most of our relations and business with remaining totalitarian governments. Cuba, China, etc.

The embargo has pretty much done that already as far as cuba goes.

[AztecWarrior]

You'd be surprised...