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2004-07-30, 10:02 PM
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Me, my brother, and my dad are at the local Quizno's, in line for sandwiches. Me and my brother are discussing The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy*
It went something like this: Bro: "Can't astronauts just swim back to the ship if they get untethered?" Me: "There's nothing to push against. In water, you can push the water, but space is void. Of course, if your oxygen supply runs out, you have exactly 30 seconds to be picked up or you will choke." Bro: "Unless the Infinite Improbablilty Drive ship comes by and picks you up. What were the chances of that, 2^2143532:1 or something?" Me: "Yeah, something astronomical or something like that. I'm not even going to say it." Bro: "What about the Space-Time Continuum?" Me: "There isn't one. You can go forward in time to Milton's, witness the end of the universe, and come back unharmed." Stranger Lady in the Sandwich Line: "Come on, we have two weeks of summer left, don't talk about technical stuff yet!" *The movie. I haven't read the book, but it must be better. The movie didn't talk about the guy whose pens disappeared. At which point my character levelled up to a L17 Battle Mage, and I got a tunic color change. Not really. But damn, that was funny.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-07-30, 10:28 PM
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 What's with the Miles Prower avatar? Wanna be a furry?  
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 I bet nobody notices this text.[Hezzy]: "balallaalalla! blow the heathens up with a large nuclear device" [Hezzy]: "BOOM" [Hezzy]: gg |
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2004-07-30, 10:31 PM
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I bet nobody notices this text.[Hezzy]: "balallaalalla! blow the heathens up with a large nuclear device" [Hezzy]: "BOOM" [Hezzy]: gg |
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2004-07-30, 10:32 PM
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You people suck.
The thread is now about tomatoes and their application in the removal of skunk spray stench.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-07-30, 10:42 PM
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-07-30, 10:44 PM
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Exactly, Hezzy. Showers in tomato sauce rid one of skunk spray. But, why?
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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