[Official-spinoff thread] Petition to make Ivan post enticing photos in various poses

[Smaug]

What's the purpose of this petition?
This petition demands photographs of Ivan, engaged in various 3-some robot sex poses with ChiaHamma, and Phobos.

Why are we doing this?
Because there is a serious demand for robot porn out there, and we could make a killing if we had some material to sell. (And dhark needs a new fetish)

So, lets get a few signatures here, and we can start pumping out high quality tapes and DVDs for amazing profits.

[MrPaul]

Will he do it with my VCR?

[Smaug]

Only intelligent robots.

[EineBeBoP]

"Its my turn with the sex box!"
"No! Shes mine! and her name is SONY!"




I SHOWED YOU MINE!

[MrPaul]

Can anyone (British?) remember the advert for a lager where there's the Japanese guy witha mircrowave in bed, and then it pans down and shows a vacuum? Win.

[Jennyboo]

[Infernus]

Originally Posted by EineBeBoP

"Its my turn with the sex box!"
"No! Shes mine! and her name is SONY!"




I SHOWED YOU MINE!

You showed VCR humping pics? Link...

[ViperGTS]

Omg Ive been waiting for this for my whole life!

[Hezzy]

Originally Posted by MrPaul

Can anyone (British?) remember the advert for a lager where there's the Japanese guy witha mircrowave in bed, and then it pans down and shows a vacuum? Win.

Yeah

[Infernus]

Originally Posted by MrPaul

Can anyone (British?) remember the advert for a lager where there's the Japanese guy witha mircrowave in bed, and then it pans down and shows a vacuum? Win.

Silly limeys...

[Smaug]

This thread is now an utter failure.

[Infernus]

Originally Posted by Smaug

This thread is now an utter failure.

I'll show you my nude pics... will that help any?

[Smaug]

couldn't hurt

[Ivan]

No pictures can be taken of me and ChiaHamma, we're too hot for PSU.

For those of you that don't get my bot fetish, see my "Violated by ChiaHamma" link in my sig.