Haiku Battle Thread

[Hezzy]

(A Haiku is a poem that uses a rhyming pattern of 5 - 7 - 5 sylables each line. Use mine for reference.)

In this thread we battle,
Using Haikus as weapons.
May the best prevail.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Oh speak, bontato
Of Worchestershire sauce
Shit, lib-ah-ate-ahs

[Fragmatic]

Fuck all you peons,
Feeling grumpy I am now,
I'll go eat ice cream.

[Hezzy]

A witty reply,
That made me keekle alot.
All hail the ObFrog.

EDIT:

Fuck, I got ninjaed,
By the master of fragging.
Can I have some 'cream?

[Infernus]

I puke'd up lunch
Ouchies my tummy hurts bad
Pepto Bismol Please

[Hezzy]

Originally Posted by Infernus

I puked up lunch
Ouchies my tummy hurts bad
Pepto Bismol Please

Unlucky for you.
Even more unlucky for,
Anyone infront.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

We see all you do
We're the beginning and end
Pusheekin is law

[Infernus]

Originally Posted by -Hezzy-

Unlucky for you.
Even more unlucky for,
Anyone infront.

Indeed it was bad
Puke covered my sister's face
I gigglesnorted

[ObnoxiousFrog]

All this talk of vom
Is making me quite thirsty
Florida OJ

[Ivan]

Seven Eleven
If the hotdogs don't kill you
The cheese nachos will!

[Hezzy]

Indeed Obnoxfrog.
I think I shall go brew tea.
Pip pip, cheerio!

[Infernus]

Originally Posted by ObnoxiousFrog

All this talk of vom
Is making me quite thirsty
Florida OJ

Acidic OJ,
It melts away your tummy
Feel the acid burn

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Febuary fifth
Shenanigans were abound
We'll Nevar Forget

[Doop]

Initiating
Destabalizationage
Bending Sequence Now

[r3d]

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