[AIM] Infernus gets owned by the Catholic Church

[JetRaiden]

Me= stevo891
Infernus= Pheonix Infernus

Phoenix Infernus: :-(
stevo891: oh noes
stevo891: what?
Phoenix Infernus: i got in trouble at school today
Phoenix Infernus: and for a stupid reason
Phoenix Infernus: the Cardinal came to say mass today
Phoenix Infernus: and I got picked as an alter server
stevo891: go on...
Phoenix Infernus: the man means nothing to me
Phoenix Infernus: but when we greet him we are told we have to kiss his rings
Phoenix Infernus: i'm like
Phoenix Infernus: wtf
stevo891: haha
stevo891: go on
Phoenix Infernus: A) I thought that stopped in the middle ages, B) He is of absolutely no importance to me...
Phoenix Infernus: so i refuse to
Phoenix Infernus: and I got 5 demerits and 5 detetions...
stevo891: BUHAHAHA
Phoenix Infernus: I was like... "WTF!"
stevo891: I am SO posting this on PSU




apparently he missed the Sunday school class where they tell you to kiss the ground Catholic higharchy walk on.

[Infernus]

"OK, guys listen; when you greet the Cardinal you walk up, say 'Welcome your emanence', bow, and kiss the red jeweled ring on his right middle finger."

Thats what the diciplinarian told us. I barely wanted to serve, much less be looked down upon by the entire pontif guard. Heh, I said "WTF?!" and got yelled at, as well as the detentions and demerits.

[Everay]

i bet it was one of those candy rings too.

[Dharkbayne]

That's fucking retarded. Why would you have to kiss some old guy's ring?

Catholicism sucks, imo.

[Red October]

The same goes for the Orthodox Church. Only, in the late 1800's, they didn't give you detention. They gave you imprisonment, torture and death.

[Breed]

Sometimes....just sometimes...i wish we lived in a despotism.
Then no1 would have to kiss jewelery

[Indecisive]

Originally Posted by Dharkbayne

Catholicism sucks, imo.

definitely

[EarlyDawn]

Originally Posted by Dharkbayne

Catholicism sucks, imo.

QFT.

Religowned

[OfaLoaf]

Inf, you go to a Catholic church? or was this a public school?

[Infernus]

Catholic School... its a lot better then the alternatives around here... but still very bad. If all goes well I won't be there much longer.


And yes... catholicism sucks the big one... thats why I tend to ignore it...

[Bighoss]

instead of saying he means nothing to you, you should have grabbed his hand and started making out with the ring, tongue and all. Then scream I LOVE YOU JESUS!!! as they pull you out of the room.

[Incompetent]

Originally Posted by Dharkbayne

Catholicism sucks, imo.

Any organized religion sucks, once you add bureaucracy to your beliefs its less about the beliefs and more about the control.

[Infernus]

Originally Posted by Incompetent

Any organized religion sucks, once you add bureaucracy to your beliefs its less about the beliefs and more about the control.

In the case of the roman catholic church... its more about the money...

[Kikinchikin]

if aztec gets wind of this he's going to rape you infernus

[Mag]

It's not rape if it's consentual.
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