Mission: Puppy

[Triggar]

I have fallen in love with another ball of fur.

This time, it's of the canine variety.

Everyone on PSU, I need you. I need you to help crack my boyfriend, the dear Martyr, into letting us add this little fella into our family. I am willing to sacrifice my Christmas trip to London for this puppy.

Here he is.



I am currently taking ideas for logical ways that I can acquire this puppy with the consent of Martyr. I could very well just go to the Humane Society and adopt him, but that isn't very nice.

Please help. Look at that puppy's face!

He must be mine!

[Corrosion]

Is it a sheltered puppy? if no, then don't get him. rescue a puppy.

[Mag]

Name it Reaver.

[MrPaul]

Say "Hey Mart, you wanna buy a love puppy?" and he'll be like "oh yeah! umm.. whats a love puppy?" and then you'd be like "Well, its..." and I forget the rest.

[Triggar]

He is a sheltered puppy, he's currently in a steel cage at the Halifax Humane Society, where we got Isis.

Martyr is being the crappy father I wish I never had:

Martyr: "we can't get a puppy! No puppy!"
Me: "Can you get him for me for Christmas?"
Martyr: "No!"

[Squeeky]

Hahah tell the bitch martyr!

[Infernus]

Martyr... she deserves the puppy... and you know it!

[Triggar]

Thanks Infernus

[Hamorad]

OOOOOO.... i love dogs.... and look at the FACE OMG! My dog used to look like that, but sadly all she does now is pee and drool all over the floor.

[MrPaul]

Originally Posted by Hamorad

My dog used to look like that, but sadly all she does now is pee and drool all over the floor.

That's the way to encourage Martyr!

[Hamorad]

Oh yeah, and the cats beat the shit out of it.... but other than that, Dogs are awesome

[Baneblade]

I loved my dogs, name that one Infil.

[oddfish]

Martyr.. imagine the hours of disgusting "thank you" sex thou shalt recieve for teh purchase of a cute puppy.

[Indecisive]

You have a cat, you dont need a dog too.

[oddfish]

Originally Posted by Gohan

You have a cat, you dont need a dog too.

LIES