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2004-09-18, 02:17 AM | [Ignore Me] #3 | ||
Lightbulb Collector
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Woooow.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-09-18, 06:19 AM | [Ignore Me] #8 | ||
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Why dont we have something like that?
Parliment Fighter (Parody of streetfighter) Just imagine the possibilities!!! Tony Blair vs Godon Brown Round 1, FIGHT! Tony opens up wit ha devestating grin which dazesgordon for a few moments whily Blair moves in for a swift kick to the bollocks. Gorden goes down and on comes his partner from the selection screen JOHN PRESCOTT! Who instantly uses his level 10 attack and runs over Blair in one of his jags!! Oh the excitement!
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Retired Planetside Player. Breed / Werner / BR20 CR5. |
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2004-09-18, 03:28 PM | [Ignore Me] #13 | |||
Lieutenant General
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