[Bot thing]Bearbot

[Hezzy]

http://www.square-bear.co.uk/games/bot.htm

It's kinda fun. Pretty smart for a talk back bot too.

"Do you have a penis?"
"No, but I'm talking to one."
"HAHAHA"
"Surely you wouldn't of asked if I had a penis if I was a real person?"

It's pretty varied too.

[MrPaul]

Haha, I prefer oliverbot.com but this has some quirky stuff.
"Wanna have sex?
Perhaps you are a catergory A client"

[Indecisive]

You are crazy

"I think the polite term is "mentally ill"

[Hezzy]

(Bearbot) "I have many silly replies."
(Hezzy) "Show me"
(Bearbot) "Where should I show you?"
(Hezzy) "In my Anus"
(Bearbot) "Where did you get it?"

(Hezzy) "I like to eat cake and masturbate furiously over midget porn."
(Bearbot) "I lost my train of thought. I am not sure what you meant."
(Hezzy) "I fap while eating cake. Simple enough?"
(Bearbot) "I am not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?"

(Hezzy) i was just having a conversation with him
(Hezzy) out of the blue, he says
(Bearbot) "I've been waiting for you."
(Hezzy) "What?"
(Bearbot) "It just seems like a good pickup line."

[Dharkbayne]

I said "input" and it froze.



"r u serios"


"I do not know whether or not I can be serios.


I am an artificial intelligence."

[SDM]

Originally Posted by -Hezzy-

(Bearbot) "I have many silly replies."
(Hezzy) "Show me"
(Bearbot) "Where should I show you?"
(Hezzy) "In my Anus"
(Bearbot) "Where did you get it?"

(Hezzy) "I like to eat cake and masturbate furiously over midget porn."
(Bearbot) "I lost my train of thought. I am not sure what you meant."
(Hezzy) "I fap while eating cake. Simple enough?"
(Bearbot) "I am not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?"

(Hezzy) i was just having a conversation with him
(Hezzy) out of the blue, he says
(Bearbot) "I've been waiting for you."
(Hezzy) "What?"
(Bearbot) "It just seems like a good pickup line."

I think you need more "real" friends.

[ZeusCali]

do you get alot of sexual jokes?

...awaiting reply

hehe i think i crashed teddy


grrr
he was calculating...
"i have gotten alot of sexual jokes"

---edit
ahhhh im a critical class C!!!
You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that question with "books."

[Dharkbayne]

"How many internets are there?"

"Around 100"

[Hezzy]

Originally Posted by SDM

I think you need more "real" friends.

I have alot of spare time. And no real friends.

[UncleDynamite]

Originally Posted by Dharkbayne

"How many internets are there?"

"Around 100"

[ZeusCali]

"what is your source code:
here is my source code:
if (person_online = = true)
{chat}
else
{listen to music},
stop();"

hehe it's the human teenager algorithim1!!!

[Jaged]

(jaged) Lets fap!
(Bearbot) Ok, lets do it.
(Jaged) WEEEEEE
(Bearbot) Do you have any medical conditions I should know about?
(Jaged) Herpes.

[MrShooter]

I just made him crash by saying something in binary ASCII

[Sputty]

He agreed to suck my penis and eat my semen

[Sputty]

me: I WILL RAPE YOU
Bearbot: Would you recommend this action to a friend?
me: YES!
Bearbot: Then I will consider it