Curious

[TheN00b]

Well, we've had a couple of girlfriend help threads recently, and I'm curious; what's the best thing to give to a girl? It seems like even the best gals are a touch materialistic, and giving them just the right thing might work out great. So what do the gals here recommend? The one I just did, making homemade chocolate truffles, seemed to work well, but are there better things? Thanks a bunch!

[OfaLoaf]

Kittens and chocolate.

[Corrosion]

Would you like a larger penis?

"One zantrac for me and it's batter up!"

[FearTheAtlas]

Originally Posted by Corrosion

Would you like a larger penis?

"One zantrac for me and it's batter up!"

If erection lasts eight hours or more, please consult your physician immediately.

[Triggar]

Homemade chocolate truffles?

Buddy, you don't need our help.

You've already got "it".

Chocolate ganache has always been, and will always be, the key to a woman's heart. Or panties, depending on what you spike it with.

[Sputty]

ruserios?
ucannotbserios!
Come be my boyfriend and make me food.

[Lonehunter]

Gifts all depend on what kind of reaction you're looking for and how she'll react.




However I think a good universal gift is... damn it the secret can not be revealed.


"You can not be told what the secret is, you must find out for your self."

[Triggar]

Listen to me, I am giving you the fundamental base for getting along well with females:

C H O C O L A T E

[Derfud]

Diamonds. She'll pretty much have to.

[Triggar]

I dunno. Diamonds at your age could be a little... bunny-boiler, if you know what I mean.

[Diviant]

Sorry, could you please enlighten me on what that term means?

[Setari]

bunnyboiler.. diamonds are a bit much though.

[Derfud]

I realize that, but when the time comes, remember that diamonds are nearly a sure fire way into a woman's pants. So much so, that they should be considered rape!

[TotalBiscuit]

'The gift of laughter'
And a wad of cash which is directly proportional to just how ugly you are.

TB.

[Jennyboo]

Originally Posted by Triggar

Homemade chocolate truffles?

Buddy, you don't need our help.

You've already got "it".

Chocolate ganache has always been, and will always be, the key to a woman's heart. Or panties, depending on what you spike it with.

/me watches Triggar shove truffles into her mouth and grin with delight


mmm
I guess it all depends on how far into the relationship you are.. if your super close .. something sexy to wear in the bedroom well that what i like anyways