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Old 2006-03-23, 09:19 AM   [Ignore Me] #1
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Duke Nukem Forever Vaporware


http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/pc/dnf-...ast-162190.php

To celebrate the imminent arrival of Duke Nukem Forever 2 in the year 20X6, we here at Kotaku are pleased to present this nostalgic rememberances of the game that never was, Duke Nukem Forever!
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Old 2006-03-23, 10:20 AM   [Ignore Me] #2
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We�d link the 2014 E3 video of DNF2 using the Doom 12 engine, but our flux capacitator is out of order.
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Old 2006-03-23, 10:24 AM   [Ignore Me] #3
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My favorite DNF quote was on /. last month.
""The rovers Spirit and Opportunity were proposed, authorized, announced, designed, launched and successfully landed upon Mars within the timeframe of Duke Nukem Forever's development."
and that's a government project
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Old 2006-03-23, 10:27 AM   [Ignore Me] #4
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Old 2006-03-23, 10:28 AM   [Ignore Me] #5
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We can send two space craft to mars in the time it takes them to make a frigging game.
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Old 2006-03-23, 11:45 AM   [Ignore Me] #6
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thats because they realize duke nukem sucks fat hairy ivan dad balls.
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Old 2006-03-23, 11:51 AM   [Ignore Me] #7
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pfft Duke Nukem owned.

It had strippers.
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Old 2006-03-23, 12:35 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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Duke Nukem 3D was fantastic....the rest all sucked.

At least the ones that sucked were released though.
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Old 2006-03-23, 12:38 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
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Originally Posted by Hamma
pfft Duke Nukem owned.

It had strippers.
But as I recall they never stripped!
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Old 2006-03-23, 12:42 PM   [Ignore Me] #10
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duke nukem 3d was the best. I made maps for that shit left and right and then would call up my friends and 1v1 deathmatch over the phone. I'd map in a bunch of hidden weapons and traps that would be impossible to know about unless you actually programmed the thing. Cheating rocks.
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Old 2006-03-23, 01:14 PM   [Ignore Me] #11
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Yea I used to play modem games with a mysterious person up the street we dubbed "Jugghead"

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But as I recall they never stripped!
but you could see their pixelated hoo-haa's
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Old 2006-03-23, 01:15 PM   [Ignore Me] #12
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And I'm sure you touched youself like that kid and the Dark Elf from WoW.
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Old 2006-03-23, 01:37 PM   [Ignore Me] #13
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Actually I went over to my DOS JPG viewer and viewed some porn afterwards. Damn kids these days don't realise how hard it was to get a quality free fix of porno back in the mid 90's
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Old 2006-03-23, 02:24 PM   [Ignore Me] #14
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I remember downloading porn on my friends 28k modem. That was my fourth internet experience in my life.
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Old 2006-03-23, 02:55 PM   [Ignore Me] #15
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Indeed.

I remember downloading porn from a DialUP BBS.
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