World's Best Resignation Letter

[Hamma]

http://www.allowe.com/Humor/book/Wor...esignation.htm

[Ivan]

3. When you borrowed the digital camera to "take pictures of your mother's b-day," you neglected to mention that you were going to take nude pictures of yourself in the mirror. Then, like the techno-moron you are, you forgot to erase them. Suffice it to say, I have never seen such odd acts with a ketchup bottle. I assure you that those photos are being kept in safe places pending your authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation. (And, for once, would you please try to use spellcheck? I hate correcting your mistakes.)

[Lartnev]

But it's not the best letter of resignation, a better one would be more subtle

[Hamma]

It started subtle.

[Ivan]

yeah, but I think he gave up half way through writing it.

[Jennyboo]

[Peacemaker]

Owned to the Nth Degree

[Giovanni]

Gotta love blackmail!

[Geist]

The best blackmail is the kind with nude pictures.

[Ivan]

Originally Posted by Hawkeye37

The best blackmail is the kind with nude pictures.

By the way, I still have those pics of you and 321 that I'm sure you wouldn't want to get out. You know what you have to do to make sure those pics never get out...

[Geist]

I saw those pics.I maybe close to Heavygains age but he's still older than me.

[Electrofreak]

Wow. I aspire to some day write a resignation letter that good.