If you were a dictator

[TheDAWinz]

what would you do if you were a dictator? I would execute everyone who would disagree with me :P

[Electrofreak]

Originally Posted by TheDAWinz

what would you do if you were a dictator? I would execute everyone who would disagree with me :P

Get a gigantic yacht with lots of bikini babes and surround it with a naval perimeter to keep away the undesirables.

[TheDAWinz]

Originally Posted by Electrofreak

Get a gigantic yacht with lots of bikini babes and surround it with a naval perimeter to keep away the undesirables.

I would declare war on you and steal all of your stuff.

[Electrofreak]

Originally Posted by TheDAWinz

I would declare war on you and steal all of your stuff.

Gotta get through my Navy, man. And I'm an indiscriminate dictator, so expect anthrax-tipped warheads and all sorts of nastiness.

[Ait'al]

I would hand out ketchup and tell everyone to eat me!

[zukas]

Make ice palace in Auraxis worth... 1 Billion Dollars

[TheDAWinz]

Originally Posted by zukas

Make ice palace in Auraxis worth... 1 Billion Dollars

Great!

[Gugabalog]

I would ban religious institutions, while making it very clear that I strongly support the right to believe what one wants within one's private life. (So long as no harm is inflicted i.e. racism)

[TheDAWinz]

Originally Posted by Gugabalog

I would ban religious institutions, while making it very clear that I strongly support the right to believe what one wants within one's private life. (So long as no harm is inflicted i.e. racism)

Great! True people who are believers wouldn't go out and force their "beliefs" down people's throat.

[Baneblade]

1. Make citizen firearm ownership outlawed and punishable by firing squad.

2. Institute the Hall of Justice and introduce Street Judges.

3. Have a harem with 1098 women. Three each day of the year and six on leap day.

4. Mandate all of my subjects to serve a minimum of two years in the military. Men and women.

5. Make my title Admiral General and change my name to Aladeen.

[Electrofreak]

Originally Posted by Baneblade

1. Make citizen firearm ownership outlawed and punishable by firing squad.

2. Institute the Hall of Justice and introduce Street Judges.

3. Have a harem with 1098 women. Three each day of the year and six on leap day.

4. Mandate all of my subjects to serve a minimum of two years in the military. Men and women.

5. Make my title Admiral General and change my name to Aladeen.

You seem to have put some thought into this...

[Sirro]

1.) Fire the Jersey Shore crew and the Kardashians into the sun via a rocket.

2.) Beat anyone senseless who needs to be so obnoxious about their love for MLP, If
the nonsense won't stop, consider it banned!

3.) I would bring back gladiatorial games, I think murderous swine would think twice about it if there's a chance a lion might eat them.

4.) My enemies would be shot into space and forced to watch bad movies.

5.) All Pabst drinkers who drink it to be ironic shall be exiled, Drink it because you are broke and you like the taste. Oh Hell if I consider you a hipster I am just going to go ahead and exile you.

6.) Let's just go ahead and put the hipsters on the same rocket the Kardashians and Jersey shore crew reside.

7.) I will promise to be 10% less murderous then the general average dictator

8.) All Analysts who study dictators shall be exiled.

[RawketLawnchair]

Create a grandiose marketing campaign to get people into a PC game beta, then at the end tell them there is no priority, besides people with the best hardware.

[duomaxwl]

I'd have anyone who do not use their blinkers executed.

[MorioMortis]

I would reread the Evil Overlord List, and memorize every single line by heart until they are ingraved into my mind, at which point it will be annihilated from existence by an army of young wannabee hackers on the payroll.

I would then attempt to be a more or less enlightened leader for the masses, because happy people are more productive than fearful ones, and all the money saved on public repression can be invested in though control and propaganda .