Standard Armor Porn Star

[The President]

I don't know what you guysthink but the standard armor is absurdly amazing. Its a white breast-plate and tights, looks like some German Industrial Techno Porn Star, if i can get my guy a thick beard im getting the standard armor for the sheer novelty of it.

-The President

[korezero]

ahhh....... right

[Agent]

You like guy porn stars? .....

[korezero]

heh, good one..

[RCB_Ghost]

Isn't that only the TR.......?

[EarlyDawn]

You start with Standard armor, so sex0r away, Comrade.

[The President]

Yeah, im gonna have a hard time letting go of it. Oh and yeah it is the TR one im referring to.


The President

[Seer]

Screenshot journal, day 20:

No cleavage thusfar, but spirits still high after screenshot of afex. Can't believe company that made eq so conservative with female character designs. On a related note, The President noted how attractive the male models were in their tight standard armors, going so far as to call them porn stars. Maybe SOE trying to change image?

[EarlyDawn]

Just saw one of the best corner quotes ever:

Ze Goggles! Ze do nothinzg!"

Who's the genius?

[Flameseeker]

Me! Seriously, do a search. I currently have around 110-120 quotes registered, leading the community. YET, I still have no cutom title. @#($)@& Nazis!

[1024]

Ehhhh...the REAL reason why the empires lose to the TR:


they're blinded b ythe army of geramn male pornstars comign at them... hahahha

[The President]

Ah Spnsr2 So your on to our plan. Damn. But in any case our army o disgruntled German Male Porn Stars will prevail!


-The President

[Ginzue]

Where is that goggle thing from anyway?

[Seer]

The Simpsons, from the episode where they are filming a new Radioactive Man movie in Springfield. At one point in the filming of the movie, Radioactive Man is supposed to be rescued from a flood of acid by his sidekick, played by Bart. In the event something went wrong he was to put on a pair of protective goggles. Of course, Bart did not show up and Radioactive Man was swept away in a sea of corrosive acid, at which point he said "Ze goggles! Zey do nahthing!"

[RCB_Ghost]

It was Milhouse that was suppose to save him.....