Why did the chicken cross the road?

[powdahound]

<i>Sorry if you've seen this already, it's been floating around for a few days now. </i>

GEORGE W. BUSH
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either
with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

AL GORE
I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken
crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of
government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to
the American people.


COLIN POWELL
Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the
chicken crossing the road.


HANZ BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
allowed access to the other side of the road.


MOHAMMED ALDOURI (Iraq ambassador)
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We
don't even have a chicken.


SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in
dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it


RALPH NADER
The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted
by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled
habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the
wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.


PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.

RUSH LIMBAUGH
I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was
getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet someone out there is
already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road
syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans
take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars, and when
I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took
from you to build roads for chickens to cross.

MARTHA STEWART
No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a
standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a
certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

JERRY FALWELL
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see
the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the other side.
That's what they call it -- the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is
gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott
all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media
whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like the other side.

DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, The
chicken crossed the road, But why it crossed, I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain. Alone.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without
having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told
us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

BARBARA WALTERS
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the
chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a
serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of
crossing the road.

JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX
It was an historical inevitability.

PATRICK HENRY
I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death
its right to do it.

RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?

CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have
to cross before you believe it?

SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES
I have just released 'eChicken 2003,' which will not only cross roads,
but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook
- and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of 'eChicken.'

ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
chicken?

BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken?
Could you define chicken, please?

COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?

[Sindustry]

lol @ Hemingway

[Wolfwood]

ehehe the Colonel

[Anam Nantom]

I saw this about three years ago, except George Bush. It's still funny. Hehe..

What I and a few friends did once was to send it back and forth and try and quote what each other would say, hehe THIS is fun.. wanna try this here?

Ok, I'll try the three empires, alrighty, here we go:

Terran Republic:
"Chickens have been crossing the road for 1, 112 years. We plan on keeping this Legacy of Peace so that all Chickens my cross all roads for another 1, 112 years to come!"

New Conglomerate:
"Why did the Chicken cross the road? Why to escape to FREEDOM! What this little Chicken knew was the price of freedom is eternal vigilance! Or, in this case, merely crossing the road. So, cross the road to FREEDOM, join the New Conglomerate!"

Vanu Sovreignty:
"This wise chicken crossed the road in order to obtain the Vanu technology. The wise chicken was seeking to evolve, seeking to better his life, and the life for all his young chicks. You would be as wise and join us in ushering in a new Destiny!"

So there you have it.. if you guys want to, you can quote the famous among us, or what have you, hehe.

[Jimbo]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he just got his chaingun cert and he saw some Vanu on the other side.

[MrVulcan]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares! There good at it! You hear about 1000s of them crossing the road every day, for any reason they want. A better question would be why did the other animals cross the road?

I mean, the squirrel�s got the skills, but he has this major confidence problem. You have all seen it b4, he runs out, and stops, and starts dashing back and forth right in the middle, cant make up his mind, then smack.

Or the raccoon, he has the opposite problem, there he is, tryen to look all bad with his burglar get up, but he doesnt have the skills to do it. Thats why every time you see one he is facing backwards, towards where he came, cuz some other animal is warning him about the car, and you know what that animal was? Thats right, the chicken

So lets stop worrying about why the chicken is crossen the road alright, and try and see why the other, less talented and less experienced animals cross roads.

[1024]

You have WAY too much time on your hands Powdahound...

[Squeeky]

Hehe, Saw that yesterday, Funny stuff

[Sentrosi]

The chicken crossed the road because he got into exclusive beta. (had to be said, too easy I know).

[VashTheStamped]

that's Funny!!!

(i like mrV's opinion on the subject )

[powdahound]

Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel
You have WAY too much time on your hands Powdahound...

I didn't write it.

[Squeeky]

No, Powda didnt write that, Powda invented the interweb

[Marlboro Man!!]

its nice to see that you still like that i thought it wasnt going to amount to much. LOL