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2003-04-16, 03:04 PM
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..and here I sit in San Diego, breathlessly awaiting word on the arrival of the mail at my home.
*phone rings at work* me: This is (me)...can I help you? wifey: hi....its me. me: oh hi....sup baby? wifey: I'm not sure I should tell you this. me: oh shit....what now? *visions of a wrecked mustang, burst pipes and dead dogs flash thru my head* wifey: you got a package in the mail me: yer shittin' me. wifey: I sorta wish I was....its from Sony Online Entertainment....is that the one you've been bitchin about the last few days/weeks/year? me: *gasp!* *choke!* it's there?!? wifey: is that the one? me: *in a panicked screech* its THERE?!? wifey: if I say yes...that means I wont see you tonite...doesnt it? me: IT'S THERE?????? wifey: I thought so....yeah, its here. I guess that means 'take out' for dinner, huh? me: like I give a shit? I'll buy you whatever you want for dinner!!!...it's THERE???? wifey: no, I was just kidding...the mail hasnt come yet. me: farging biotch!!! trifle not with me!!!! lest ye feel my wrath! wifey: screw you. I've felt your wrath...ya pansy. me: I love you too babe.....so its really there? wifey: yeah. its here....are you coming home sick again? me: *sighs deeply* no..I can't. wifey: *stunned silence* really? geez...I thought sure you would the way you've been carrying on. me: but I am off friday wifey: I fucking knew it. Yeah, its here....stop at KFC on the way home. me: luv ya wifey: yeah yeah...screw yerself. *click* ***************************** ITS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2003-04-16, 03:18 PM
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nice...uh....family you got.....there.....
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2003-04-16, 03:22 PM
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yeah, shes a pip, aint she? 22 years married this year. she deserves a medal or something.
I know I'll still have to find it when I get home. Either that or earn it out of its hiding place. gotta love that woman. 
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2003-04-16, 03:27 PM
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DONT DIS MEATLOAF!!!!!!!
Unless you dont have ketchup the fuck all you want!
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2003-04-16, 03:35 PM
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Xuur is obivously one of the lucky few who's girl actually understands the importance to video games...
I think if we didn't have video games we would be out on the streets killing each other cuz its instinctual for men to want to fight.
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