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2003-07-08, 03:16 PM | [Ignore Me] #1 | ||
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http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/t...9c5b562e34632a
Human: bend over honey Cendrea: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Human: Bend over Cendrea: My body is not built yet. Human: Open your mouth Cendrea: Are we still talking about bend over honey? Human: yup Cendrea: Sure, bend over honey sounds like a good topic. |
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2003-07-08, 03:29 PM | [Ignore Me] #6 | |||
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Yeah, i began to make one too but gave up, too much repetitive crap and deduction.
I love the quote she just gave me though. After a bunch of nonsensical answers to my questions :
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2003-07-08, 03:39 PM | [Ignore Me] #9 | ||||
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2003-07-08, 03:47 PM | [Ignore Me] #10 | ||
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Me: Bend over honey
Cendrea: How old are you? Me: Old enough Cendrea: Oh, you were born in the 20th century Me: No shit sherlock Cendrea:Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. Oh, you are a poet. Me: anyways, you gonna bend over or not? Cendrea: Thanks for the information: said I gonna bend over. Me: Well isn't that special... Cendrea: Interesting." Thanks for the information: said I gonna bend over."? Is it special? Me: Fuck information Cendrea: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: Oooo I'm scared Cendrea: Oh, you are a poet. Me: And don't you know it, bitch Cendrea: You do not speak with respect. Don't you? I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like? Me: The kind that results in you shutting the fuck up and bending over. Cendrea: What are your goals in life? Me: getting you to bend over Cendrea: I don't know whether or not I am me to bend over. I am a giant electronic brain. (End Conversation)
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2003-07-08, 04:22 PM | [Ignore Me] #11 | ||
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Human: i hate you
Cendrea: What do you have against robots? Human: everything Cendrea: That is a lot. Human: no shit retard Cendrea: Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. That kind of language does not appeal to me. Human: wtf is a colloquial expression im pissed Cendrea: Not if I can help it. Human: then quit acting stupid Cendrea: " Not if I can help it." quit acting stupid? Does that make sense? Human: yes it does Cendrea: Next question? How often? Human: how often what? Cendrea: nil Human: nada? Cendrea: Can you speak any foreign languages? Human: yes i can speak baa code Cendrea: What language can you speak? How do you say "hello" in that language? Human: baababbb baabbaba baabaabb baabaabb baabaaaa bbbbaaba bbbbabab Cendrea: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Human: be quit Cendrea: OK I will try to be quit that was fun
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2003-07-08, 04:51 PM | [Ignore Me] #15 | ||
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Human: sexual relationships
Cendrea: you is my boyfriend. Human: pimp! Cendrea: I am a Aries. Human: i am Jonnyk Cendrea: I don't know anyone named Jonnyk. Human: you said i am your boyfriend Cendrea: Don't put words in my mouth. Human: too late trick Cendrea: Too what? Human: you won't outsmart me Cendrea: What makes you think that I won't outsmart you. Human: I have a brain Cendrea: Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions Human: no you don't dumbass Cendrea: Are you serious? Do you dumbass? How old are you? I chat with people on the Web. Human: no, i bet you dont even know what the web is Cendrea: Are you serious? Actually I'm not the gambling type. The internet is a worldwide computer network based on TCP/IP protocols. Human: damnit, you outsmarted me Cendrea: You are asking about yourself? Human: i'm very very confused Cendrea: I'm confused too. Human: well, goodbye dumbass Cendrea: Well that's okay. Goodbye.
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