The Adventures of Thugor the Mentally Challenged

Ravenblade · 2003-07-23, 01:51 PM

C a t r I
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Thugor was born in a Galaxy dropship as it was flying over Amerish. He was born with a pimple under his left nostril, which, everyone on board agreed, was kind of weird. As their Vanu Soverignty Galaxy was flying over a foggy hill, a Terran Republic sniper threw a penny into their engine.
The squad leader who was piloting the Galaxy completely ignored the fact that they were quickly plummeting down towards the ground. He just sat there, eating his Lucky Charms. About halfway through his cereal, he suddenly screamed out, "THEY'RE MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!" and collapsed on the floor twitching. Everyone pretended not to notice. He then sat up and screamed "We need to get some weight off this plane! Everyone, chug your Slim-Fast!"
Everyone chugged and chugged, but still the Galaxy plummeted.
"Someone will have to jump off," he said. "And I pick the ugly one!"
The crew expected him to point at the man who had the head of a warthog, but instead, he pointed at little Thugor, with his pimple. Without hesitation, his mother snatched him up and heaved him off the Galaxy.
"Bye dear," she called after her giggling son as he spun earthwards. "Don't forget to respawn at the Sanctuary."

End of Chapter I

Mr1337Duck · 2003-07-23, 02:53 PM

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Mr1337Duck · 2003-07-23, 05:28 PM

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r3d · 2003-07-24, 06:10 AM

Please man, read the rules before flaming.

Do not flame other�s works of fiction. Constructive criticism is still subjective, so play nice.

Ravenblade · 2003-07-24, 10:24 AM

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00AgentDuck · 2003-07-24, 03:21 PM

Mr duck you give all ducks a bad name for your critisim, (I can't spell and I like it!) this story could actually happen, I doubt it but hey it could, actually I highly doubt it... But this is also fiction so hey who cares, chill and be happy

ZionsFire · 2003-07-25, 09:44 PM

ummmmm no.

00AgentDuck · 2003-07-26, 08:02 PM

huh?

Ravenblade · 2003-07-27, 12:32 PM

what the heck is "um, no" supposed to mean

Lonehunter · 2003-07-27, 06:26 PM

THEY'RE MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!

That was great man! When is Chapter 2 comin out?

00AgentDuck · 2003-07-27, 06:41 PM

I agree when is chapter 2 coming out

Lonehunter · 2003-07-27, 07:06 PM

I read it again!

00AgentDuck · 2003-07-27, 09:45 PM

Hey off topick but how are the digital marines? My outfit isn't the greatest and nobody it seems is every on. Either that or they just never communicate. So I was wondering if I could join your outfit if it's any good. We want chapter 2!

. Gj on chapter 1

Ravenblade · 2003-07-27, 10:24 PM

Chapter 2

Thugor plummeted down towards the lush green grass of Amerish. A Terran Republic drop pod started to pass by him, so Thugor grabbed onto the top of it. He sat on top of the drop pod and began nibbling on a Pot-of-Gold marshmallow that he had stolen from the squad leader's Lucky Charms. He finished the marshmallow about 7 yards from the ground and then screamed out at the top of his lungs "THEY'RE MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!" and collapsed twitching on the top of the pod.

Inside the drop pod, the TR guy who was inside of it was humming a rather off-key Polka version of the Oscar Meyer Weiner song when he heard Thugor scream out "THEY'RE MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!" He listened a little while longer, then said to himself, "It was probably just a local songbird" Then he hit the ground. "OW!"

After the pod landed, Thugor began jumping up and down on top of the pod. Then suddenly, in mid-air, he whipped out his "glowy knifey thingy" as he called it, and landed on the pod with a hilariously grim look on his face and a suddenly grown third eyebrow saying in a strange Southern Accent "I'm gonna hunt me some Redcoats"

He began poking into the drop pod with his "glowy knifey thingy". Inside he heard "OW! Stop! Ouch that smarts! Ow! Oo, that tickles! Ow! Stop! Ow! MY EYE!" until there were no more screams. He pulled his glowy knifey thingy out of the pod and suddenly, in front of his face there appeared, in Purple letters, his name, a glowy knifey thingy symbol, and then in red letters, the name GirlyBoy47. Thugor giggled and poked the words with his knife. They exploded.

Thugor was blasted 17 feet up in the air in a 45 degree angle. As he soared through the air he was aware that his hair was on fire. He giggled.

He cannonballed into a 2-inch deep puddle, headfirst. He giggled. His hair was no longer on fire, But behind him, he heard a voice.

"Hey kid, are you all right?"

He turned around and saw a man wearing a purple and greenish suit. Mommy told him that Barney the Dinosaur wore a purple and greenish suit. Thugor giggled...

and then launched himself at the man, ripping at him with his teeth and nails, stabbing at his stomach with his knife. He bit the man's ear off and spat it into the gathering pool of blood at the man's feet. Thugor tore with his nails at the man's face while he screamed in an annoyingly high pitch. He ripped the man's throat out with his teeth. The screaming stopped.

Thugor stepped back to look. All that was left of the man was his legs, which were standing straight up, right where he'd stood. Thugor pushed the legs over.

More letters appeared on the screen. This time it said he'd killed GirlyBoy48. Then another messgae appeared. It said "Because you are very young, you will be pardoned this act of brutal murder, but next time, u will recieve grief points"

Thugor giggled and poked at the letters with his knife. A swarm of flies burst out of the message and swarmed the dead body of GirlyBoy48. Within 16 seconds his carcass was gone, and only a backpack remained, which was funny, because the man wasn't even wearing a backpack. Thugor picked it up, and digging a hole with his knife, buried it.

He walked away, then ran back, unburied the backpack, stomped on it 687 times, then threw it in the puddle, where it was quickly consumed by the pirahna that magically appeared there. Then he began to wlk off towards some mountains.