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2003-08-18, 02:25 PM
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I hearby declare the 21st hour (9pm) of every day to be "Squeeze your Kitten" time.
This is about the time when kittys (being nocturnal) start getting really energetic. Therefore its a good idea to give your kittay a good squeezay to let it feel your  Remember: 9pm sharp. Your kittey will be expecting j00. I will know if you have disobeyed me. As God I am also going to enforce the existing 4:20 law. Everyone should be as high as me  ------------------------ Unlike those other "Gods" who you never feel but are always grubbing for money.. im different. You can contact your God at TekGriffon on AIM or 24434445 on ICQ. I accept Pay Pal donations to support the "Church of TekDragon". *poofs out in a big cloud of purple smoke* |
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2003-08-18, 02:33 PM
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Sputty has proven himself to be a devout follower of The Church of TekDragon.
When his time comes he will be lifted to My home to live wih Me in My paradise full of ganja, kittens and swedish supermodels. Has your God ever promised you a swedish supermodel stroking her pussy and holding a blunt for you? I think not. |
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2003-08-18, 03:49 PM
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That's what I was just thinking
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2003-08-18, 04:00 PM
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Bah. I don't even have a cat.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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