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2003-11-12, 09:26 PM | [Ignore Me] #9 | ||
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2003-11-12, 09:31 PM | [Ignore Me] #10 | |||
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2003-11-12, 09:53 PM | [Ignore Me] #14 | ||
PSU Squeeky (6:47:03 PM): psycho!
PSU Squeeky (6:47:06 PM): You drunk? PSU Squeeky (6:47:07 PM): Or high TekGriffon (6:47:09 PM): my lifw dor toyu PSU Squeeky (6:47:20 PM): What? PSU Squeeky (6:47:27 PM): You alright? TekGriffon (6:47:28 PM): Myfifew vor tyuyou] TekGriffon (6:47:36 PM): hes drunk TekGriffon (6:47:39 PM): this is teresa PSU Squeeky (6:47:41 PM): LOL! PSU Squeeky (6:47:43 PM): Hi teresa TekGriffon (6:47:46 PM): hi TekGriffon (6:47:53 PM): not really but yeah PSU Squeeky (6:47:54 PM): Tek is the man! PSU Squeeky (6:47:58 PM): Slap him on the ass for me TekGriffon (6:48:00 PM): i know tighh TekGriffon (6:48:03 PM): i am th3e bxr PSU Squeeky (6:48:10 PM): rofl PSU Squeeky (6:49:02 PM): So, how much has he drank? TekGriffon (6:49:38 PM): a whole lot TekGriffon (6:49:48 PM): this is the other friend who you've never talked to..... PSU Squeeky (6:49:49 PM): Good for him PSU Squeeky (6:49:58 PM): Dudes gotta drink it up before he is shipped out TekGriffon (6:50:02 PM): thats right PSU Squeeky (6:50:05 PM): No titties or beer for a long ass time PSU Squeeky (6:50:07 PM): Thats gonna suck PSU Squeeky (6:50:12 PM): And i know Tek is one horny motherfucker TekGriffon (6:50:25 PM): yeah, I'll agree with that TekGriffon (6:50:35 PM): I'm Teresa's friend and he's mad horny PSU Squeeky (6:50:40 PM): ahahaha PSU Squeeky (6:50:42 PM): 3some! PSU Squeeky (6:50:47 PM): Cmon the poor guy is getting shipped out PSU Squeeky (6:50:52 PM): Give him somethin to remember TekGriffon (6:51:27 PM): we tried that earlier, and then he chugged some and got a little too fucked up....to the point of not being able to move TekGriffon (6:51:28 PM): its great PSU Squeeky (6:51:39 PM): Way to fuck it up Tek! PSU Squeeky (6:51:41 PM): :-\ PSU Squeeky (6:51:47 PM): Poor guy is gonna wake up and be like "NO!!!!!!" PSU Squeeky (6:51:48 PM): lol TekGriffon (6:52:04 PM): lol....damn right... maybe he'll actually remember what I look like PSU Squeeky (6:52:18 PM): :o PSU Squeeky (6:52:47 PM): So did you meet tek in Star Wars Galaxies? TekGriffon (6:53:01 PM): Teresa now PSU Squeeky (6:53:11 PM): Ya, but how did you meet Tek TekGriffon (6:53:20 PM): i met tek in swg |
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2003-11-12, 09:59 PM | [Ignore Me] #15 | ||
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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