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Old 2003-11-22, 03:26 PM   [Ignore Me] #31
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Do a google search for your area. You stay in the arena and sleep and eat when necessary (they have a bunch of safe zones with food, bathroom, water etc...usually marked by a towering orange flag) (taped off area of about 1 square mile or so, depending on size) and be prepared to drive to some rural areas .
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Old 2003-11-22, 03:28 PM   [Ignore Me] #32
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Originally Posted by BUGGERGHOST
Since they last so long, do you guys just stay in the arena or something? An how many acres are each field? And where the hell do i sign for the next game?
They're kinda hard to find. Talk to a nearby outdoor paintball place thats popular, and ask them if they'll set it up. The area I was on was about 100 acres, marked off by yellow tape on the boundries. The one I was in lasted about 5 hours, thats how long they usually last. Like squeek was saying, the really big sponsored ones, can last days, where you have camps and stuff.


They're the most fun you can have. You feel like you're at war, if its well organized. I wanna go on a weekend one. In the winter.
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Old 2003-11-22, 03:30 PM   [Ignore Me] #33
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Originally Posted by Squeeky
they are Scenario games. Each team has Platoons and battalion commanders. They wage war on huge ass fiels (im talking HUGE). Games can last anywhere from 5 hours to a 3 day weekend.
My friend does the local D-day reenactment weekend one. It lasts the weekend, spread over all 40 fields, and there's paint mortars and shit.
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Old 2003-11-22, 03:39 PM   [Ignore Me] #34
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Yeah, It was funnier when I didn't see the video. But man, that boy is huge! Talk about laying off the Super Sized Kids meals!

And not a single paintball hit him. Too bad. He deserves to become the next modern art exhibit.
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Old 2003-11-22, 03:42 PM   [Ignore Me] #35
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Where!?!?!?!?
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Old 2003-11-23, 12:04 AM   [Ignore Me] #36
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Originally Posted by JetRaiden
We should have a sponsored PSU scenario paintball game.
IDEA OMFG:

SCENARIO
Team Alpha (US Army Rangers) has stolen a cargo truck (Hamma's truck) containing an experimental rocket motor. However, the half-track is disabled. The driver (Hamma) is unarmed and has been taken prisoner. He knows how to fix the truck, but Alpha team does not know this.

Beta team (SPETSNAZ) has twenty minutes to secure the truck. Once it is secure, Hamma needs six minutes to fix it. Hamma can only arm himself and fix it once team Beta has freed him.

Alpha team has a Chinook helicopter and several Apaches (imaginary) coming in to retrive the truck. They are twenty-six minutes away. If the helicopter lands, the truck will be removed and Beta team will be mowed down by the Apaches.

Beta team has a base with snipers, machineguns, Sa-8 mobile SAM system, ZSU-23 AAA, and three T-80 tanks a few minutes away (all imaginary). An attack is suicide, as the base is simply too heavily defended for a small squad. If the truck reaces this point, a Ranger attempt to get there is impossible.

WINNING CONDITIONS
Alpha team wins if they still control the truck after 26 minutes, Beta team is eliminated, or Hamma is killed while he is shooting back.

Beta team wins if they get Hamma to fix the truck and they ride off to the "base" (represented by a flag as far away as possible), or if Alpha team is elminated.

RULES
Hamma alone can fix the truck. Hamma cannot be executed. Hamma cannot arm himself until Beta team finds him, and if someone is willing to give him a gun (he can pick a gun off of a "dead" player, but the dead player cannot get up and get to him.) Hamma cannot be killed unless he is armed.

The rocket motor cannot be removed from the truck, as it is too heavy to transport.

The truck cannot be ambushed along the way to the flag, as Beta team do not have any rocket launchers.

Wishful thinking, of course. Why? Airline fees.
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Old 2003-11-23, 02:03 AM   [Ignore Me] #37
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If I'm thinking of the truck your thinking to use, if the truck gets shot everyone loses.
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