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Old 2003-12-14, 12:39 AM   [Ignore Me] #1
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This brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "I'm gonna shoot your ass off".

"A police report says Garner put the barrel of a 38 revolver in the rectum of his girlfriend and then pulled the trigger."

http://www.newschannel9.com/vnews/1068157477/

Holy shit ouch. i literally said "Ohhhhh" when i first read this. Made me cringe
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Old 2003-12-14, 12:42 AM   [Ignore Me] #2
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And the world feels their rectums tighten up at the same time as they read it.

Where's the pics?? hehe JK
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Old 2003-12-14, 01:04 AM   [Ignore Me] #3
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Old 2003-12-14, 10:03 AM   [Ignore Me] #4
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ugh...
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Old 2003-12-14, 11:51 AM   [Ignore Me] #5
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Investigators say she suffered very serious internal damage.
Those "investigators" must have done some serious "investigating" to come up with that tid-bit of info.

UM HELLLOOOOOOO! D'YA THINK!?
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Old 2003-12-14, 12:27 PM   [Ignore Me] #6
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what ever happened to good old-fashioned foreplay?

but well....what an idiot
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Old 2003-12-14, 12:28 PM   [Ignore Me] #7
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Wow. What the hell?!
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Old 2003-12-14, 02:25 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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Old 2003-12-14, 02:30 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
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*whimpers*
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Old 2003-12-14, 03:21 PM   [Ignore Me] #10
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What was the motive? Gun fetish, revenge? Doesn't say does it?

Edit: oh, it's a tv news website... I don't get those channels, one of you yanks enlighten me please...
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Old 2003-12-14, 03:32 PM   [Ignore Me] #11
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*clasps butt cheeks firmly in hand*
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Old 2003-12-14, 03:49 PM   [Ignore Me] #12
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Originally Posted by FraudulentBob
*clasps butt cheeks firmly in hand*
What you do in your free time is your own business.
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Old 2003-12-15, 02:54 AM   [Ignore Me] #13
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Old 2003-12-15, 03:22 AM   [Ignore Me] #14
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Originally Posted by Squeeky
This brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "I'm gonna shoot your ass off".
What a lame phrase
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Old 2003-12-15, 03:52 AM   [Ignore Me] #15
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Gee, if someone tried to put a gun barrel in MY rectum, I'd make sure that the person would have any hands to pull the trigger. And then I'd twist their head off. Jesus, some people just don't know when to snap.
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