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Old 2004-01-13, 10:13 AM   [Ignore Me] #1
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Things Ya'll Will Never Hear a Southerner Say


Here are the top 36 things you'll never hear a southerner say. (I'm from Alabama, and this made be laugh.. it's sad, but most of them are true.)

36. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
35. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a
family sedan.
34. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
33. We don't keep firearms in this house.
32. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
31. You can't feed that to the dog.
30. I thought Graceland was tacky.
29. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
28. Wrestling's fake.
27. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
26. We're vegetarians.
25. Do you think my gut is too big?
24. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits
and gravy.
23. Honey, we don't need another dog.
22. Who gives a hoot who won the Civil War?
21. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
20. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
19. Spitting is such a nasty habit.
18. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
17. Trim the fat off that steak.
16. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
15. The tires on that truck are too big.
14. I'll have the arugula and riadicchio salad.
13. I've got it all on the C: drive.
12. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
11. Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
10. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
9. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
8. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
7. Checkmate.
6. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't
seen.
4. I don't have a favorite college team.
3. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
2. You all. ---(This one made me laugh so hard.. it's so true)

And, Number ONE is:

1. Duct tape won't fix that.
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Old 2004-01-13, 11:06 AM   [Ignore Me] #2
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They forgot "ask."
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Old 2004-01-13, 11:50 AM   [Ignore Me] #3
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Originally Posted by Strygun
1. Duct tape won't fix that.
Maybe that's because it's true? You can fix anything with duct tape...
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Old 2004-01-13, 12:20 PM   [Ignore Me] #4
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Originally Posted by LNS0388
Maybe that's because it's true? You can fix anything with duct tape...
Can duct tape stop Ait'al from posting like a lab chimp on expirimental stimulants? Well, can it?
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Old 2004-01-13, 12:34 PM   [Ignore Me] #5
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I remeber my family and I went down to Florida for vacation once (keeping in mind im Canadian). We drove down there (3 boring days). We stopped at a restaurant on night and I ordered my fodd. I asked what sidedishes they had and the waitress said " what wus that huney"?

me: "A side dish for my meal"

waitress: " You mean a side arm?"

A side arm? Sounds delicious.

Another time we were heading down there we stopped at a rest station in Tennesse. I left my hat in my jacket pocket accidently. It dropped and I went to pick it up. Than some one asked me were I got the toboggan.

This thread reminds me of my " You might be a redneck if..." calander I had once. My favourite one was " You might be a redneck if you teach your parrot cuss words."

Polly wants a fucking cracker.
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Old 2004-01-13, 12:38 PM   [Ignore Me] #6
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Originally Posted by Strygun
2. You all.
You'll also never see them spell it correctly - "y'all"
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Old 2004-01-13, 01:14 PM   [Ignore Me] #7
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HAHAHA! im from texas, i love chess, most of that i do, but, man, just the other night infact, i used duck tape to fix the shower because it wouldnt stop shootin out water.

you really can fix anything with duck tape
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Old 2004-01-13, 02:08 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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Im from Tennesse and still live their, and i never say yall
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Old 2004-01-13, 02:50 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
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Ironically, the only thing that duct tape wont fix is ducts (the rapid airflowes up and curls the adhesive, and the tape falls off).
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Old 2004-01-13, 02:53 PM   [Ignore Me] #10
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anyone seen red greens "duck tape forever"?
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Old 2004-01-13, 02:54 PM   [Ignore Me] #11
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Yes...Red Green is one of 3 cool things that come from Canada, the other 2 being Mounties and something to make fun of.
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Old 2004-01-13, 02:57 PM   [Ignore Me] #12
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Pants, you must have been in the north at the border. The rest of Florida isn't the south.
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Old 2004-01-13, 03:33 PM   [Ignore Me] #13
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Originally Posted by Firefly
You'll also never see them spell it correctly - "y'all"
Ahh, y'all is the most annoying word ever. I just wanna punch anyone who says it around me.
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Old 2004-01-13, 04:56 PM   [Ignore Me] #14
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Southerners scare me. I don't wanna move to Ft. Worth, Texas. My yuppie ass is gonna get shot by some big fat redneck named Bubba
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Old 2004-01-13, 04:58 PM   [Ignore Me] #15
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....damn setreotypes....TX is all cowboys not Rednecks....cmon get with the times! LMFAO....i have the right to make fun of it cause i lived there for 10 yrs...all the other southern states are rednecks...ha
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