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Old 2004-02-02, 08:47 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
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FriendOfMine: I vow to unleash upon this hell hole of a school a wrath so devastating, nothing will survive. This building will crumble and in its place a new race will rise, one superior to your feeble minds. One that is far better than any human intellect, and will pick you whelps apart piece by piece. Fear me my peers, fear me and run, for today you all shall die. And as you breathe your last breath, remember my face. Remember my will to scorch all of your bodies, and bask in the glory of your corpse. I see rivers of blood flowing through the doors, a stampede of millions galloping towards their doom. This is the end of this existence for you, and for me it is the beginning. The beginning of a new age where i have dominated these peons, destroyed their hopes, dreams, feelings.
FriendOfMine: trying to help a freind write a mission statement for his goals in his school
FriendOfMine: i think i killed it
Malachi32x1: I think youre insane.
Malachi32x1: That
Malachi32x1: Or lay off the FPS games for awhile =p
FriendOfMine: lol
FriendOfMine: am i insane?
FriendOfMine: or am i the sane one
FriendOfMine: and everyone else is crazy
FrienOfmine: maybe this world has been dominated by sadists
Malachi32x1: Well. Shooting up a school, if you havnt noticed, is something we dont usually do
FriendOfMine: and ignored by the apathetic
FriendOfMine: a world that cannot continue to exsist
FriendOfMine: there must be some end
FriendOfMine: and where is that end u ask
FriendOfMine: u can find it in me
FriendOfMine: i have the answer to this all


Gamer Geek, Gets good grades, is really damn quiet...


Whaddya say? Think I should take this to the counselor/cops? Im not too fond of catching lead with my chest.
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Old 2004-02-02, 08:50 PM   [Ignore Me] #2
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He's probably joking...but..always have a place to jump behind. If you got him arrested, he'd probably kill you anyway.
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Old 2004-02-02, 09:04 PM   [Ignore Me] #3
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Yea, I would go crazy too if I had "millions" of students going to my school.

But seriously, insane people dont IM their friends with stuff like that. Real psycos mumble that kind of shit while sitting in the corner chewing their finger-tips off. Give him a hug or something, he must need attention bad to stir up that much drama.
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Old 2004-02-02, 09:09 PM   [Ignore Me] #4
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Talk to friends, see if they have heard the same things. Also, pack some innocent-looking school supplies, like scissors or compasses, that can be doubled as a weapon in a pinch.
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Old 2004-02-02, 09:09 PM   [Ignore Me] #5
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Kick his arse
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Old 2004-02-02, 09:12 PM   [Ignore Me] #6
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Originally Posted by FlakMan
Kick his arse


Either that or be the nicest person in the world to him. Just in case the gun gets pointed in your direction, he might say "hmmm, no, hes been nice to me".

(That actually happened in columbine btw)
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Old 2004-02-02, 09:13 PM   [Ignore Me] #7
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i think he's probably talking about the cafeteria @ lunchtime
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Old 2004-02-02, 09:14 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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Originally Posted by AztecWarrior
Talk to friends, see if they have heard the same things. Also, pack some innocent-looking school supplies, like scissors or compasses, that can be doubled as a weapon in a pinch.
What the hell? How is a compass supposted to be a weapon?
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Old 2004-02-02, 09:16 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
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Call the fucking cops, anonymously, if he did something, would you wan to live with the fact that you could have stopped it?
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Old 2004-02-02, 09:17 PM   [Ignore Me] #10
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Originally Posted by Dharkbayne
Call the fucking cops, anonymously, if he did something, would you wan to live with the fact that you could have stopped it?
Shut up.
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Old 2004-02-02, 09:18 PM   [Ignore Me] #11
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Originally Posted by Zodiac
What the hell? How is a compass supposted to be a weapon?

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Old 2004-02-02, 09:19 PM   [Ignore Me] #12
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Originally Posted by Zodiac
What the hell? How is a compass supposted to be a weapon?
Some of them (I.E. not the ones for five year olds) have very sharp points. Use them not to slash, but to stab, like a kama.

EDIT: Thank you, Spee.
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Old 2004-02-02, 09:19 PM   [Ignore Me] #13
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Hey, im an idiot in math but I know that is a protractor not a compass.

+5pts to me

edit: talking to spee here
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Old 2004-02-02, 09:20 PM   [Ignore Me] #14
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Originally Posted by Zodiac
Hey, im an idiot in math but I sure know that is infact a protractor not a compass.

+5pts to me
The protractor is on the bottom. The instrument on top is the compass.

You're still an idiot.
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Old 2004-02-02, 09:20 PM   [Ignore Me] #15
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Also, I got a REALLY small, hyper-elitist school. 400 kids in it. Including middle school.


Im pretty sure he's joking, but, yanno, this unnerves me. And yes, Im his good friend, in the classes I have with him.

Ill just pack a monkey wrench in my backpack. No metal detectors in the school.
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