Post your weirdest tells

Kikinchikin · 2004-02-05, 09:06 PM

I couldn't think of a way to say this right, so I'll explain here. Post any tells that you've gotten based on ur name. IE- spees doyouknowthemuffin man thing.
One time some guy told me that there was a restaurant named the kickinchicken. I want to find that place!

Spee · 2004-02-05, 09:21 PM

Under Spee "Spee as in Marvin Spee?" < Guy in my lib tailgunner seat.

Under SpeesEvilTwin " BAAAHHH HAMBURGER!" < Random Vanu I owned.

Spee, again "/ /( . )( . )\ \ <--- BOOBIES!" Gluttony, IV member.

DYKTMM - "Who lives on Drury Lane?!"

Rbstr · 2004-02-05, 09:39 PM

Under RobHunter-"You lameass you shot me with a rocket!"
again and "Hey i didn't know you played" (he though i was a kid from his school, hunter isn't my last aname peopl keep thinking that)

Warborn · 2004-02-05, 09:54 PM

Vanu cloaker sitting in the middle of a battlefield as I turn on Darklight and shoot him with my rifle point blank:

"Hacker."

oh rly

Rbstr · 2004-02-05, 10:22 PM

Yeah i got one of those, i saw a clocker Sketer drop onto a tower and i rocket spamed him with my reaver, He called me an Asshole hacker for shooting him

Angel_of_Death · 2004-02-05, 10:35 PM

Well my weirdest (more funny than weird) tell, not about my name though (not much you can say about a guy named mR.aL), was when the TR were zerging a base. Us VS still had most of the CY, but it was close everywhere. Anyways, he bailed out of his skeeter and dropped right in front of the window (on the roof of the tech plant...where ya get the air vehicles). Well he didn't have his REK on him, so he was stuck out there, and I sure as hell wasn't going to let him in (I had no health). So he said hello, and we had quite a long conversation, mostly about our empires. Was very funny, until he got lib. bombed :P.

TheN00b · 2004-02-05, 10:41 PM

Ya, the same thing that happened to Angel happened to me. I was shooting at an enemy LLU carrier once, and he ducked behind a corner. Neither of us had much health left, so rather than possibly die, we settled on chatting without actually seeing eachother for about 15 minutes. Then, as often happens, a Surgile found him, and that was that

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MilitantB0B · 2004-02-05, 11:15 PM

I have 2 characters on Emerald, one is named GroundControl and the other is MajorTom so I ALWAYS get tell of people saying stuff like:
"Ground Control to Major Tom"
"Take your protein pills and put your helmet on"
"And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare!"

I even had a few people /tell me the WHOLE song. (A couple of enemys even)

Also, the single weirdest /tell expeirence was when an enemy MAX saved my life. I was sneaking into their tower and he rounded the corner as I was walking by, he hit darklight and I kissed my butt goodbye. But he didn't kill me, he told me to get in the corner and he stood in front of me to keep other enemys (his freinds) from getting to to. We had a pleasant conversation. It turns out he wanted me to get him some NC weaponry. Once I told him I only had standard assault he said, oh, sorry, and blew me away.

I think he was looking for Pheonixs and Jackhammers.

TheN00b · 2004-02-05, 11:22 PM

lol, an infiltrator probably wouldn't have a Pheonix or Jackhammer. But meh

MilitantB0B · 2004-02-05, 11:30 PM

Originally Posted by TheN00b

lol, an infiltrator probably wouldn't have a Pheonix or Jackhammer. But meh

Yeah, I wouldn't think so, but he sure hoped I did. Not on me, but that I had the cert so I could go get some for him. Would have if I woulda had the cert, but all I could offer him was maggscatters, guess that wasn't enough.

TheRegurgitator · 2004-02-05, 11:40 PM

Guy drives up in harrasser "Get in, I've got candy..."

MilitantB0B · 2004-02-05, 11:44 PM

Originally Posted by Pattywick

Guy drives up in harrasser "Get in, I've got candy..."

Rbstr · 2004-02-05, 11:45 PM

Lonehunter · 2004-02-06, 12:28 AM

I was carrying a LLU when a guy from an outfit that will be unmentioned came behind me and shot me inthe back, killing me. I expected this to happen so I ignored it but this guy sent me a tell saying, "I will NOT let you steal it you high ranking TR!" I think he was an enemy spy or something, but it made me laugh.

Majik · 2004-02-06, 08:59 AM

Well not a funny tell, but an amusing line in the information window. When I first started I was playing a character named NowUCMe, who did alot of cloaking. Running around outside a base one day I see an nme nc sniper named ISeeYou run by towards a hill , so I couldn't resist chasing him. Once he got in position I droped a boomer at his feet, backed up, decloaked, and said "Hi There". I detonated it the second he turned around just to see the kill come up in the window NowUCMe<=>ISeeYou