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2004-02-22, 11:11 PM | [Ignore Me] #19 | |||
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-02-22, 11:14 PM | [Ignore Me] #20 | |||
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All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated and well supported in logic and argument than others. |
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2004-02-23, 05:26 PM | [Ignore Me] #24 | |||
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<PSU-Strygun> I am so saying that before you Cheater... .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . J/k, |
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2004-02-23, 11:51 PM | [Ignore Me] #27 | ||
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ahaha, I was reading my post in the Screwed up family thread, noticed this, probably not, but is that it? |
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2004-02-24, 12:15 AM | [Ignore Me] #28 | ||
Lightbulb Collector
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^Chestnuts=Zimmer (natural base e)
All divided by the square root of -2 I win.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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