F Chemistry

[FlakMan]

http://www.enzine.cyborgcow.net/exam/

[Fragmatic]

Looks like one of my science tests

Yes, I may be surprisingly witty, but I'm stupid

[Onizuka]

[Peacemaker]

lol
Chemistry was gay.

[dscytherulez]

I'm going to do this on one of my school tests. Then again, my parents would freak, I might not get into college, I could become a homeless guy, wreck my shopping cart, have my box broken into, get disapproved for med care, get shunned from the hospital, die in someones garbage can, and then those damn aliens might steal all my argon.

Scratch that idea.

[Mango]

[Bighoss]

In my english class we were reading the book Ishmael and our teacher for homework just gave us some packet to read. Well I of course don't do it, I'm not sure why. Well we come in the next day and there is a pop quiz where we were supposed to compare the packet and the book Ishmael to each other. I sit there for a few minutes trying to think up some Bullshit answer and finally I realize, "who the hell am I kidding I don't even know what the packet was about" so I think about it anymore and I write, "After much thought I have the concluded the answer is 7" (This is in English class in case you forgot) I hand it in rolling my eyes and apparently all the other kids in my class didn't bother to read it either and they made up bullshit answers. Well half the class failed and I got a 100% and written on the paper these are the exact words because I now have it framed.

"Correct"

she then later told me that she read through every single bullshit quiz and finally came to mine and laughed for about 5 minutes because never in her life has she ever had somone give such a sarcastic answer on a graded quiz.

[dscytherulez]

WHAT?!?!?! THAT'S TOTAL BULLSHIT! I'm trying that, and if I fail, I'm taking out both your kneecaps with a baseball bat .

I wish I had cool teachers like that.

[Rayder]

I quote from the top of the first page, last bullet, "Do not use twink or write in pencil."

[Everay]

im laughing so hard from this thread, my eyes have watered and my stomach hurts.

when ever i get the chance, im going to do this.

[Phaelon]

Man Chemistry was the bomb, College chemstry was wicked but fun too. I find Physics to be much more enjoyable. More theory and philosophy and less exact ingredients and formulas. Don't get me wrong, there are formulas in Physics too, just different than the ones in Chemistry.

[Retroactive]

[Dharkbayne]

Originally Posted by Onizuka

[Robot]

everyone at my school just does "ACDCACDCACDC" on any exams they don't know about

[TheN00b]

Originally Posted by Bighoss

In my english class we were reading the book Ishmael and our teacher for homework just gave us some packet to read. Well I of course don't do it, I'm not sure why. Well we come in the next day and there is a pop quiz where we were supposed to compare the packet and the book Ishmael to each other. I sit there for a few minutes trying to think up some Bullshit answer and finally I realize, "who the hell am I kidding I don't even know what the packet was about" so I think about it anymore and I write, "After much thought I have the concluded the answer is 7" (This is in English class in case you forgot) I hand it in rolling my eyes and apparently all the other kids in my class didn't bother to read it either and they made up bullshit answers. Well half the class failed and I got a 100% and written on the paper these are the exact words because I now have it framed.

"Correct"

she then later told me that she read through every single bullshit quiz and finally came to mine and laughed for about 5 minutes because never in her life has she ever had somone give such a sarcastic answer on a graded quiz.

ROFLMAO