Funniest kills ever

2coolforu · 2004-03-21, 11:08 AM

Mine are once i was in my Flail and was driving to my fave place on the way i heard the damage noise...I had ran over a infil.

Another time i deploed my flail and took some potshots because i was bored and got 13 kills

HawkEye · 2004-03-21, 11:14 AM

i was in driving a deliv on ish once and i was turning out of a base and an unlicky TR infil became my speed bump.

one time when i had CE i got in standard armror got sum ACES and waited for surge to kick in. then i surged to spawn room of a base we were attacking layed a bommer sureged out got like 4 kills. i did one more run and got a few kills then i died.

JakeLogan · 2004-03-21, 11:28 AM

landed a galaxy on top of squad of VS. that was pretty funny.

Peacemaker · 2004-03-21, 11:32 AM

Was flying around in a mossy. I randomly bailed out over a friendly base that was pretty hot. My mossy smacked a full galaxy right on the nose and blew it up.

One time I was flying on esamir in a mossy. I spotted an enemy lodestar with an Ams in the back so I attacked. It flys by a friendly air tower and I see like 40 aircraft around it.
"Cool little help" I think to my self. They all look at me and suddenly the air is filled with blue and gold tracers. I blow by the air tower and they all chace me. All I hear is reavers spamming rockets at me and a million missle locks. All the missles missed me and hit the lodestar making it crash into another enemy AMS and they all blew up together takeing me, and all of the aircraft following me with them. I got a tell like 2 minutes later from the lode pilot... he got weapons lock from 100 or so grief points at the start of that.

Then there is the the always fun drive a lodestar across the cery bridge at max speed 2 feet off the deck. So many dead infantry.

321 · 2004-03-21, 11:34 AM

I was outside a tech plant and went to run into the huge front door. When I took the turn around it something was blocking my way but, I had no clue what it was I tried again and then I just took out my JH and triple shotted it because I didn't know what it was. Turned out it was an enemy clocker.

2coolforu · 2004-03-21, 11:39 AM

once for fun i bailed out of gal..unknown to me 15 or so Vans were below me gal crashed into them i aised 2BR

Lartnev · 2004-03-21, 11:39 AM

OK guys, infiltrator kills are NOT funny ok?

Now mossies accidently ramming into random galaxies is

Subterfuge · 2004-03-21, 11:48 AM

Was a little bored with monotonous battles so decided to do something spontaneous. I took a basilisk and drove into an NC base that was pretty hot, blew past some mines and some spitfires and parked myself right on the vech pad, while 20 NC looked on in horror/fright/stupidity as to what the hell I was doing, none of them even tried to stop me until I got off, I ended up blowing my basi and taking the vech pad and a couple of NC with me

FlakMan · 2004-03-21, 11:52 AM

I was driving around in my Mag when I happened to flick on Darklight and spot a cloaker. This was during the time of that bug where if someone had no armor, you couldn't run them over. I kept trying to run them over and he kept trying to run away, so I finally got out and knifed him.

The other day I was shooting at a Prowler in a courtyard with my beloved Lancer when all of a sudden I shot and killed a cloaker that thought he could sneak past me when I stopped to reload.

Later that day, I took two shots at a TR AMS that I could just barely see and the second shot connected and I was rewarded with 7 kills for my troubles

2coolforu · 2004-03-21, 12:04 PM

Once i ran through the caverns and saw a VS gettin mod i got 1 so he chased me, unfortunly for the VS my mate had a deliverer in the water around the control core and i jumped onto it, the VS missed and fell in the water......BOOM

TerryBogard · 2004-03-21, 12:30 PM

I'd have to say my funniest kills were last weekend, I had created a new character and was on Hossin (don't remember which base, but I was waiting on a my vehicle queue, when a VS Liberator was flying towards the base being shot at by some of our guys. I decided to have a little fun, so I pulled out my suppressor and loaded the AP rounds in it, then I fired 3 shots at the Liberator and exploded, next thing I know, I check the kills and I was the one that got the kills on that Lib, 3 kills. I was still at this vehicle pad, when about 20 seconds later a reaver tried to spam the pad, so I pulled out the suppressor fired a few shots and got the kill for that reaver too. Those were hilarious.

I would say this is my funniest kill. Back towards the end of Konried server, I was in a platoon with outfit members, my friend Boda grabbed a Vanguard and I gunned for him, we were attempting to get from Gunuku towards Itan and Kaang (Itan was held by TR, and Kaang was held by VS, ahhhhh the great 3 way battles of Konried, how I miss thee) and were fighting at the bridge. We finally made over one time and Boda started driving towards Kaang and then he drove to top of the hill side overlooking everything. While we were up there a VS Mosquito was decided to bother us, and was hovering about 5 meters out and about 3 meters above us. I was using the 20mm's on other aircraft when that Mosquito came by, but once he hovered in front like that, I said "See Ya", I switched to the 150mm and lobbed one shot at him, BOOM, instant explosion. I looked at the chat window a second later and saw Boda had typed in this "ROFLMAO", my sentiments exactly.

TerryBogard
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"In an age of scientific wonders, the human body is still the world's most dangerous machine."

Doop · 2004-03-21, 12:44 PM

Us Vanu were assaulting the front door of Kisin, Hossin (I think). It was all Lasher orbs, red Chaingun bullets and pure chaos in the radius of the door. I took out a Jammer grenade, and tossed one Jammer on bouncy mode and the other on explode-on-contact. I must have hit a Boomer with one of them or something, 'cause I got about 7 kills.

Baneblade · 2004-03-21, 01:17 PM

I OS sniped a Pokeball on its way to Leza from Tore...in the water

Eldanesh · 2004-03-21, 01:18 PM

Earlier today TR were zergin marduk on ish, (we had just hacked, little/no resistance, had not fought tr all day) but yeah, long story short, there is a massive on marduk. In 5-10 mins when they finally took the base I was 54 kills richer.

OS + maelstrom == FUN!

Dunno if it is funny to anyone else, I was laughing my ass off the entire time.

OMG 3 MAEL GRENADES = 10+ KILLS wewt!

EarlyDawn · 2004-03-21, 02:12 PM

Taking aim at a guy with a bolt driver, during a battle raging across that hardpan area on Forseral. I level off, identify him as the target, squeeze... and an infil materializes clutching his chest. So random.