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Old 2004-04-11, 09:55 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
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Nazi Racoons Take Europe


Well the bastards finally took over all of continental europe.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_885832.html
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Old 2004-04-11, 09:56 PM   [Ignore Me] #2
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This seems appropriate. www.ohnoes.org
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Old 2004-04-11, 09:57 PM   [Ignore Me] #3
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Sounds similair to the article I found about the Soviet King Crabs.
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Old 2004-04-11, 11:41 PM   [Ignore Me] #4
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It is in times like this that I recall the memory of a certain racoon encounter. Late one night after eating some pizza, we left the back door open with only the screen door closed. The door was right next to the table where still resided a half eaten pizza. After watching tv for a bit, I walked into the kitchen to find a racoon hanging on the screen door and gnawing at it. In conclusion I would just like to say: eat ogge first.
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Old 2004-04-11, 11:45 PM   [Ignore Me] #5
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We have no choice but to call in Agent B.J. Blascowitz.
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Old 2004-04-12, 01:21 AM   [Ignore Me] #6
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Originally Posted by Smaug
In conclusion I would just like to say: eat ogge first.

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Old 2004-04-12, 05:17 PM   [Ignore Me] #7
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Old 2004-04-12, 05:45 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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OMG!

They'll swim over to England, and I'll have to fend them off with my plank of wood!
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[Hezzy]: "balallaalalla! blow the heathens up with a large nuclear device"
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Old 2004-04-12, 05:52 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
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Heil Furry!

The squrriels are obviously inferior to the Racoons, and must be destroyed, for they are not of the Master species.

But on the other hand, I'm surprised no-one's said this yet
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Old 2004-04-12, 05:55 PM   [Ignore Me] #10
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Originally Posted by AztecWarrior
We have no choice but to call in Agent B.J. Blascowitz.
Why? So he can destroy a bunch of zombies totally unrelated to the war?
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Old 2004-04-12, 05:55 PM   [Ignore Me] #11
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Squirrels > Racoons
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Old 2004-04-12, 06:12 PM   [Ignore Me] #12
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I had a dream about an evil racoon last night.
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Old 2004-04-12, 06:22 PM   [Ignore Me] #13
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Old 2004-04-12, 06:24 PM   [Ignore Me] #14
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Old 2004-04-12, 06:43 PM   [Ignore Me] #15
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