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Old 2004-05-10, 10:04 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
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I have said the most stupid thing ever.


It occured at school, during lunch.

Friend: "My brother has SIXTEEN Dreamcast controllers!"
Me: "That's enough for TWO octopuses!"
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Old 2004-05-10, 10:05 PM   [Ignore Me] #2
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Originally Posted by AztecWarrior
It occured at school, during lunch.

Friend: "My brother has SIXTEEN Dreamcast controllers!"
Me: "That's enough for TWO octopuses!"
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Old 2004-05-10, 10:06 PM   [Ignore Me] #3
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Old 2004-05-10, 10:07 PM   [Ignore Me] #4
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Old 2004-05-10, 10:10 PM   [Ignore Me] #5
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wow

was that on impulse? if it was you're one weird person
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Old 2004-05-10, 10:11 PM   [Ignore Me] #6
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Actually,...it would probably take at least 2 tentacles for each controller. So that's enough for 4 octopuses...err octopi, or whatever they're called.
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Old 2004-05-10, 10:11 PM   [Ignore Me] #7
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Originally Posted by Cyanide
Actually,...it would probably take at least 2 tentacles for each controller. So that's enough for 4 octopuses...err octopi, or whatever they're called.
Not if you wrap it around a lot. Tentacles are much larger than hands.

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was that on impulse? if it was you're one weird person
That was a few moments later, as in about three seconds.

Yeah...if I was in RvB, I'd be Caboose. For sure.
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Old 2004-05-10, 10:50 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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That's kinda stupid, but in a really hilarious way so you're fine.
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Old 2004-05-10, 11:22 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
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Old 2004-05-10, 11:24 PM   [Ignore Me] #10
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Old 2004-05-10, 11:25 PM   [Ignore Me] #11
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Old 2004-05-10, 11:26 PM   [Ignore Me] #12
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I fail to see the funny. I mean its true, right?
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Old 2004-05-10, 11:28 PM   [Ignore Me] #13
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Not if you wrap it around a lot. Tentacles are much larger than hands.
No. You need a pointed appendage to push buttons and control the stick. You can't push buttons and control a stick with only one tentacle.

Now I know why it took you 3 seconds to come up with that comment.
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Old 2004-05-11, 02:30 AM   [Ignore Me] #14
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I have to agree with Cyanide here. Do DC controllers have shoulder/trigger buttons? They might need as many as 4 tentacles per controller.
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Old 2004-05-11, 07:21 AM   [Ignore Me] #15
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You're argueing about how many tentacles an octopus would need to use a DC controller...



I think they'd just need three.
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