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2004-05-10, 11:10 PM | [Ignore Me] #1 | ||
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Okay, I'm in the computer lab at school today, and these 2 other jackasses, who for protective purposes, shall be named Octavian, and Lee, who know NOTHING about computers, are saying that they are hackers, and whatnot, and we're standing next to an old ass PC (6-8 years old) with no case.
Octavian: Where's the motherboard? Me: Uh.... it's that big thing in the back Octavian: I knew that, I was just seeing if you did Me: Mmhmm Octavian: That graphics card doesn't look very advanced Me: Show me which one's the graphics card **Octavian points to the sound card** Me: Wrong. **Octavian points to the hard drive Me: Wrong again. **points to the gfx card** Octavian: Oh, I'm not used to computers of this syntax protocol Me: Ahh, are you experienced with jiggawat based computers? Lee: It's not "jiggawat" stupid. IT'S GIGGAWAT. **Trying to hold in the laughs** Me: jiggawats are smaller giggawats Lee: Oh yeah, I forgot Me: How many jiggawats are in a giggawat? Lee: Uhh... hmm... uhh... **mumbling to self for about 30 seconds** Me: Yes? Lee: A hundred? Me: No, that's a jiggabyte Lee: No, that's called a giggawat Me: Nu-uh! Lee: YEAH HUH, I KNOW ALOT MORE ABOUT COMPUTERS THAN YOU, I MADE A VIDEO GAME! Me: You ... made a video game? Lee: YEAH, I MADE MY OWN VIDEO GAME IN TONY HAWK UNDERGROUND! AND I HACKED A GAME TOO! Me: Oh really? You did? Which one? Lee: STARCRAFT! I HACKED IT SO I COULD SEE THE MAP! Me: --------------------------------------------------- At this point, I couldn't help it, and I had to walk away. |
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2004-05-10, 11:13 PM | [Ignore Me] #4 | ||
Contributor Major General
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Its called; Esc, click options, uncheck fog of war, click ok.
Your School has issues Dhark. I hate it when teachers call the case the CPU to keep it simple, why dont you just tell them what it is instead of making it complicated later on. It annoys the hell ouf of me when they are like "The monitor is on top of the CPU". |
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2004-05-10, 11:16 PM | [Ignore Me] #6 | ||
Yeah i find it very dumb when somebody calles a the case a CPU. Even my programing teacehr does it, but she doesn't acctualy know how to program either, she just gives us a text book to read and yells at us for being off task
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2004-05-10, 11:18 PM | [Ignore Me] #7 | |||
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2004-05-10, 11:23 PM | [Ignore Me] #10 | ||
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Tell them this: (Bash quote #22202)
The_Fur: where do i fail again? BadMojo: First off, you're the product of a failed abortion. Then your mother failed to drown you properly, only enhancing your retardation. Then you failed to develop inter-personal skills, a sense of a humour, and functioning testicles. After that, you completely failed to "have sex" or what I like to call "fucking." After which, you failed to enhance your brain to a proper level. BadMojo: Then, you failed to make sensible arguements, failed to make funny statements, failed to win, and invariably you will try to shoot yourself in the skull and fail at that too, whereupon you will accidentally shoot two house cats and a small schoolgirl. BadMojo: Then you will fail to make a logical case in court, where you will fail to be found innocent, and you will go to prison, where the only thing you will succeed at is being jail raped and then murdered by a fatman BadMojo: Okay, let me rephrase: you will fail to properly protect your anus from a fatman in prison, and you will fail to have a knife-proof head, directly resulting in your subsequent failure to live BadMojo: whereupon your organs will be donated to science, where your heart will fail, killing a small child, your lungs will fail, killing an elderly man, your liver will fail, killing a recovering alcoholic, and your kidneys will fail, making somebody pee everywhere
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-05-10, 11:27 PM | [Ignore Me] #11 | |||
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2004-05-11, 02:42 AM | [Ignore Me] #14 | |||
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I wonder how pissed off Hamma gets at work when he get calls like that?
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