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Old 2004-10-04, 10:11 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
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Nav posted this on the BOHICA forums. I've been looking for this link forever. IT's a long read, but well worth it, just dont do it at 2:00 am, it gets pretty freaky.

http://www.holyshiite.com/caver/page1.html
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Old 2004-10-04, 10:13 PM   [Ignore Me] #2
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Are there tits?
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Old 2004-10-04, 10:16 PM   [Ignore Me] #3
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Originally Posted by ObnoxiousFrog
Are there tits?

Just your mom's, so they aren't that great.
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Old 2004-10-04, 10:17 PM   [Ignore Me] #4
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Originally Posted by {BOHICA}Navaron
Just your mom's, so they aren't that great.
Your signature is a lie.
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Old 2004-10-04, 11:06 PM   [Ignore Me] #5
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er... k?
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Old 2004-10-04, 11:09 PM   [Ignore Me] #6
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...wow. I skimmed through it and am amazed.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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Old 2004-10-04, 11:10 PM   [Ignore Me] #7
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none of the pictures were work... I picked up on a tight cave and crystal formations... what did I miss?
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Old 2004-10-04, 11:13 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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Satan + Cave + Unwitting Explorers - Shitty Movie opportunity. = TEH CAVE!
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Old 2004-10-04, 11:22 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
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Yeah, the site is really old, which would explain why the pictures dont work.
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Old 2004-10-04, 11:25 PM   [Ignore Me] #10
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whoa, long read indeed. whats it about?
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Old 2004-10-04, 11:46 PM   [Ignore Me] #11
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Originally Posted by JetRaiden
whoa, long read indeed. whats it about?
Read it, you dyslexic whore.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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Old 2004-10-04, 11:47 PM   [Ignore Me] #12
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Needs moar cliff notes. I don't have time.
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Old 2004-10-04, 11:49 PM   [Ignore Me] #13
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You are all whores to the instant-gratification society with its mass media, no mental involvement, and MTV. READ IT.

(Unless you are genuinely busy.)
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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Old 2004-10-04, 11:50 PM   [Ignore Me] #14
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Pretty much about his mysterious adventures in the mystery Cave.
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Old 2004-10-04, 11:51 PM   [Ignore Me] #15
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Originally Posted by KarlMarxist
Pretty much about his mysterious adventures in the mystery Cave.

THANKS. THAT EXPLAINED EVERYTHING.



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