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2004-10-07, 08:41 PM | [Ignore Me] #7 | |||
Contributor teh Sexb0t
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[ Penis removed by Hamma. ] NEVAR FORGET THE SHUNK! (The Shunk Logs.) Violated by ChiaHamma |
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2004-10-07, 09:30 PM | [Ignore Me] #8 | ||
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What the?!
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-10-07, 09:46 PM | [Ignore Me] #13 | ||
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Well, I mean, what if the stuffed animal was actually Jesus taking material form. If you remember last week I foretold Jesus would be coming back in his X-Wing. But like, if you just see Jesus walking around the local Piggly Wiggly you're gonna freak out, so he went incognito in a TY stuffed bear (the ones that are worth like 500 bucks nowadays). Just teaches the kids that unless you're a ***, tearing Jesus apart is a really bad idea.
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