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Old 2004-11-19, 12:48 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
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Who here remembers the last Sunday of PSU:MA. Most people in my suite, and everyone for that matter, remembers me freaking out because I lost my wallet. Well, 2 weeks ago, my dad's office got a package for David Grandis. The little asian mail lady was smart enough to give it to my dad. My dad opened it and inside was a wallet. The package came from Universal Studios in Orlando, FL. Inside was my wallet with a $2.00 check. Apparently they dont mail cash, so they pocketed the money and wrote me a check. I had $2.00 in there.

Inside was my Bank Card (Cancelled), Subway Stamps (FUCK YES), Starbucks card with $16.72 credit, Health Insurance Card, Social Security, School ID. The only thing odd was that I now had 2 condoms in my wallet. I originally had one. This one was also a different brand. The second I saw that i busted up laughing. My dad's such a joker

BTW, It was mailed to my dad's office because the only address on anything in my card was the health insurance card.
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Old 2004-11-19, 12:50 PM   [Ignore Me] #2
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bahahahaha
awesome


edit... don't carry your social security card, lock it somewhere fireproof
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Old 2004-11-19, 12:50 PM   [Ignore Me] #3
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Old 2004-11-19, 12:55 PM   [Ignore Me] #4
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Originally Posted by martyr
edit... don't carry your social security card, lock it somewhere fireproof
I know

I carried it incase I needed a second form of ID for the Airlines.
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Old 2004-11-19, 01:02 PM   [Ignore Me] #5
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I'm so glad you found it! I bet it fell out of your pocket while we were on a ride or something.

No, actually, I blame that guy from the Back to the Future Ride who kept squirting me with his squirt gun, the dick!
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Old 2004-11-19, 01:05 PM   [Ignore Me] #6
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No, actually, I blame that guy from the Back to the Future Ride who kept squirting me with his squirt gun, the dick!
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Old 2004-11-19, 01:58 PM   [Ignore Me] #7
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Originally Posted by martyr
bahahahaha
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edit... don't carry your social security card, lock it somewhere fireproof
or carry a copy...
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Old 2004-11-19, 02:02 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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Hahahahahahahahahahaa

Thats awesome, Squeeky. I remember searching the rooms with you trying to find that damn thing. haha.
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Old 2004-11-19, 02:56 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
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Originally Posted by Triggar
No, actually, I blame that guy from the Back to the Future Ride who kept squirting me with his squirt gun, the dick!
Haha, the dude in the goofy helmet? Ya, I was about to shove that fucking squirt gun where the sun dont shine.
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Old 2004-11-19, 03:11 PM   [Ignore Me] #10
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[15:08:35] [+CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: holy crap, squeeky carries condoms in his wallet
[15:08:39] [+CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: what a dick
[15:08:54] [PSU-Triggar]: Frog, the Mobilization is July 15th through the 18th
[15:08:56] [Infernus]: so does my boyfriend =/
[15:09:07] [+CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: yeah, but you guys fuck like rabbits
[15:09:10] [+CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: so its all good there
[15:09:11] [Infernus]: true
[15:09:39] [PSU-Triggar]: I'd beat the shit out of JOhn if he carried a condom in his wallet
[15:09:43] [Infernus]: well... we try
[15:10:07] [+CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: guys who carry around condoms insinuate that they believe that they will constantly be in disadventageous positions where girls throw them into a locked box 20 miles away from civilization and strip naked
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Old 2004-11-19, 03:28 PM   [Ignore Me] #11
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Old 2004-11-19, 03:51 PM   [Ignore Me] #12
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always a good thing! glad you got your wallet back... took em a while though....
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Old 2004-11-19, 04:26 PM   [Ignore Me] #13
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Carrying a condom in your wallet is like carrying a bandaid. Always gotta be prepared
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Old 2004-11-19, 04:28 PM   [Ignore Me] #14
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Originally Posted by Squeeky
Carrying a condom in your wallet is like carrying a bandaid. Always gotta be prepared
I carry toothpicks and a crumpled gift card from Rave Girl in mine.
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Old 2004-11-19, 05:01 PM   [Ignore Me] #15
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Originally Posted by Squeeky
Carrying a condom in your wallet is like carrying a bandaid. Always gotta be prepared
but... who here actually carries a band-aid in your wallet? you don't
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