"High" School report

BUGGER · 2005-01-11, 11:41 PM

http://forums.anandtech.com/messagev...readid=1474389

Biohazzard56 · 2005-01-12, 12:15 AM

Saw this on Entensity.net, the fact that that paper was 5 points away from passing, is depressing.

Jaged · 2005-01-12, 12:22 AM

"this is page 3."

starrider · 2005-01-12, 10:46 PM

thats probably the funniest paper ive read....with the possible exception of a biography on genghis khan one of my friends made when he was blacked out drunk.

Jaged · 2005-01-13, 10:39 AM

Originally Posted by starrider

thats probably the funniest paper ive read....with the possible exception of a biography on genghis khan one of my friends made when he was blacked out drunk.

You will find that paper and post it on the internet.

I Hate Pants · 2005-01-13, 05:50 PM

I luaghed my ass of seeing all the circled cuss words with -1 above them. I thought it was especially funny when I read "They fingered his butthole and sent him on his way." I wish I could of saw the teachers reaction.

rofl

page 2 is hilarious, especially the bit about cocaine.

"Odiepus used to blaze with the makers of aqua fresh tooth paste"

?

ROFL

This is the funniest shit ive read on the internet. I just wish I saw the teacher reading this for the first time.

Now im dissapointed, clearly this wasn't marked by a teacher at all. 61% does not equal a D-, and that hand writing is incredibly childish looking.

ChewyLSB · 2005-01-13, 07:11 PM

Originally Posted by I Hate Pants

Now im dissapointed, clearly this wasn't marked by a teacher at all. 61% does not equal a D-, and that hand writing is incredibly childish looking.

Different schools have different grading standards... like my middle school, 65% was failing, but in my high school, 69% is failing, so it can change based on the school.

JetRaiden · 2005-01-13, 07:18 PM

thats wicked fucking hilarious but I doubt its real.

Corrosion · 2005-01-13, 08:21 PM

That handwriting is worse than mine, and I haven't written in cursive since 3rd grade.

BUGGER · 2005-01-15, 03:14 AM

Originally Posted by I Hate Pants

Now im dissapointed, clearly this wasn't marked by a teacher at all. 61% does not equal a D-, and that hand writing is incredibly childish looking.

yeah its fake, you really think after he wrote it he would give it to his teacher? Plus that handwriting is dick, especaily at the end. However grades are different at other schools. mine were different last year rather than this year.

And if this is real i'd put this on History Channel, this is top grade quality stuff.

Derfud · 2005-01-15, 03:43 AM

65% is failing? What kind of schools do you people go to?

49% is a fail here. 65% is extremely average.

Lonehunter · 2005-01-15, 08:59 AM

Originally Posted by Jaged

"this is page 3."

"Where is the text?"

Originally Posted by Derfud

65% is failing? What kind of schools do you people go to?

49% is a fail here. 65% is extremely average.

Holy fucking shit, I will risk the chance of flaming to be sure of this..... are you joking?

Edit: and what kind of school? College, High School?

Neon Apocalypse · 2005-01-15, 12:28 PM

Riding in the benzo, popping my colla

See some fine wenches, I hafta holla

Diamonds, Gold, and the all mighty dolla

Im Opedipus bitch, the original balla

I bust out my 9, to light up your impala

Fuck that police!

DaShiznit · 2005-01-15, 01:01 PM

OH MY GOD. FUNNIEST THING EVER!

He cited tubgirl. Nice.

"He told them that they were dissin' him so he grabbed his 12 sided double dildo and left town."

Rofflesauce.

I Hate Pants · 2005-01-15, 03:30 PM

One major flaw in all this. He was high when he wrote this and I don't see any noticeable spelling or grammer mistakes.

I couldn't fucking type boobies under google when I was stoned.