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Old 2006-03-17, 11:03 AM   [Ignore Me] #1
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Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.
http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html

WTF?
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Old 2006-03-17, 11:05 AM   [Ignore Me] #2
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WTF? This guy is stupider then then that guy who sued himself.
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Old 2006-03-17, 11:12 AM   [Ignore Me] #3
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I love how after that, they tasered him.
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Old 2006-03-17, 12:41 PM   [Ignore Me] #4
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Good way to get into a Psyc ward instead of prison
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Old 2006-03-17, 01:05 PM   [Ignore Me] #5
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The police should sell his penis on Ebay.
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Old 2006-03-18, 01:39 AM   [Ignore Me] #6
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Haha...

Reattached.

Dunno why I found that funny, haha.
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Old 2006-03-18, 01:43 AM   [Ignore Me] #7
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Even if I was trying to look crazy, I still would go as far as to cut off my own penis.
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Old 2006-03-18, 04:39 AM   [Ignore Me] #8
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Originally Posted by Ivan
Even if I was trying to look crazy, I still would go as far as to cut off my own penis.

we know you would ivan, we know....
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Old 2006-03-18, 11:23 AM   [Ignore Me] #9
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Ehh, least hes got the balls to do something like that......

Then again. WTF?
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Old 2006-03-18, 11:31 AM   [Ignore Me] #10
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Hey at least he didn't go "Balls to the wall"



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Old 2006-03-18, 01:02 PM   [Ignore Me] #11
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Well let's look at it on the positive side... he's been removed from the gene pool.
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Old 2006-03-18, 01:52 PM   [Ignore Me] #12
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Originally Posted by Giovanni
Well let's look at it on the positive side... he's been removed from the gene pool.
Not necessarily. The penis does not produce sperm. It�s just the �turkey baster.� If he cut off his testicals then he would be severing himself from the gene pool. Plus they can reattach his penis if they put it on ice and do it within the hour.
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Old 2006-03-18, 08:16 PM   [Ignore Me] #13
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Or they could just fry it up and sell it at kfc.
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Old 2006-03-18, 08:31 PM   [Ignore Me] #14
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KFP
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Old 2006-03-19, 12:14 AM   [Ignore Me] #15
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Originally Posted by Hamma
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